Well, I figured that you wouldn't want a murderer living next door. After all they may come and murder you or your family. And I figured a rapist and a child molester were definitely out for pretty much the same reasons.<quoted text>
You didn't leave much of a choice, did you?
The only thing you have to worry about with a gay person living next door is that we might increase your property value, since we tend to keep our houses in superb condition. Well, that and the occasional comment about how you might dress a little nicer.(it's a joke)
But seriously, what would you worry about with a gay person living next door to you? I'm intrigued.