Yes. Jizzy is stalking me. And he also bullies me. Bill is worse. Bill says it's time for my "dirt nap". He posts a picture of a tombstone with my name on it. He often issues death threats and/or threats of violent homosexual mouth and/or anal rape.<quoted text>
Bullied?!? OH NO!!
Well that does it! I'm going to Walgreen's right now and buy you a sympathy card!
P.S. I like those cards that talk or sing a song when you open them.
P.P.S. Slip some cash in there too!
P.P.S. Walgreens? Real classy. Like Tennessee.