No dinner with Jizzy for me.(Like he'd invite me!).<quoted text>
Well I'm sure the conversation would be better than on here with you.
I heard Jizzybird ("just the facts") is a real slob. Picking food off other people's plates, yelling, drinking too much, chewing with his big yap open, burping and passing wind in the restaurant.
He throws chicken bones over his shoulder when he's done gnawing on a piece. Then he says "Cool Beans! Get a whiff of this!" and rips one off.