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#1 Jan 12, 2013
for instance that is about as handy as screen door on a subnarine....

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#2 Jan 12, 2013
ooops fro the speeling police
meant to say that is about as handy as screen door on a submarine ..
sorry for the mis spelling
Piccadilly

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#3 Jan 12, 2013
Tough titty said the kitty the but milks done gone dry.
Piccadilly

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#4 Jan 12, 2013
Beans beans they are the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel.
Beans beans for every meal!

Brown bombers are my fave. What's yours?

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#5 Jan 13, 2013
Hmmm ,

I would say that is about as useful as a flash flood in a phyics's factory !

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#6 Jan 13, 2013
"Dealing with some people is like trying to nail Jell-o to the wall."

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#7 Jan 14, 2013
everybody makes me happy!!!
some when they come in and other when they leave....

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#8 Jan 14, 2013
I'm not saying we should kill the idiots. Just remove all the warning labels on products and let nature take it's course. :-)
flyswatter

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#9 Jan 14, 2013
U make my a$$ want to chew tobacco

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#10 Jan 16, 2013
If I had a quarter for eveytime I heard that.... Well I would have a quarter
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hillbilly

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#12 Jan 19, 2013
she is hotter than a half f//cked fox in a forest fire.

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#13 Jan 19, 2013
wld joker wrote:
Hmmm ,
I would say that is about as useful as a flash flood in a phyics's factory !
?? What's a phyic?
Itsallcrap

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#14 Jan 19, 2013
Nuttier than squirrel turds in the fall
Anon

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#15 Jan 19, 2013
Spleencage wrote:
<quoted text>
?? What's a phyic?
What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?

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#16 Jan 19, 2013
You Are Nuttier Than A Fruit Cake

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#17 Jan 20, 2013
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

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#18 Jan 20, 2013
A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage, a word can end a suffering or start a war, a word can kill or bring life what is your word?

FUNNY:

I will be on you like a sewing machine needle: hard, fast and continuous
lol

Bronx, NY

#19 Jan 20, 2013
Its colder than a well diggers butt out side.
lol

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#20 Jan 20, 2013
Its hotter than a half f...ed fox in a forest fire.

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#21 Jan 22, 2013
watch out now or I'll slap the taste out of your mouth!

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