what is your biggest secret?

what is your biggest secret?

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unknown

Conway, AR

#1 Aug 21, 2012
Whats your biggest secret? No names needed.
Unknown

Heber Springs, AR

#2 Aug 21, 2012

I screw the citizen taxpayers of Heber Springs everyday. The funny thing is, they don't realize what's going on. They think that I'm the greatest man on earth. Too prove my point, recently I fired a city employe with over 30 years of service to the city. And know one even noticed. This may sound arrogant, but I'm God's gift too the world. I have the wool pulled over everyone's eyes and they don't even know it!
n love

Euless, TX

#3 Aug 22, 2012
I'm n love with a McDonalds worker and I'm rich. Just the way he flips those burgers I want him to flip me n bed and wear his McDs uniform and smell like fried foods while he's kissing me! Oh man!!!! Yum!!
Oh boy

Heber Springs, AR

#4 Sep 1, 2012
I'm in love with my fuckbuddy who wants nothing more than sex and to be friends.
Curiousity

Heber Springs, AR

#6 Sep 1, 2012
Unknown wrote:
I screw the citizen taxpayers of Heber Springs everyday. The funny thing is, they don't realize what's going on. They think that I'm the greatest man on earth. Too prove my point, recently I fired a city employe with over 30 years of service to the city. And know one even noticed. This may sound arrogant, but I'm God's gift too the world. I have the wool pulled over everyone's eyes and they don't even know it!
Not only that, he intends to fill that vacant position soon without opening applications to the public. You will recall, the requirement to publicize the position opening was used as an excuse to explain away why someone from outside this area was identified as a potential hire. Once again the rules change to suit Jackie's needs. Make no mistake, the person who will soon fill that position is a fine individual. So fine that he doesn't deserve all the negative comments that are sure to come out once his appointment is made public.
Curiousity

Heber Springs, AR

#7 Sep 1, 2012
Standby for more nonsense from your mayor. Some interesting things will come to light in the coming months.
Juicy stuff here people

Bellevue, WA

#8 Sep 2, 2012
I want to share, since no one knows who i am, I ******* love when someone s***s all over my chest. Its magical and exciting to share that with a person, just splattering s*** everywhere. To feel the warmth of the terds and having terd fights........Omg i need to poop right now.....Whoops lol
anonymous

Euless, TX

#9 Sep 4, 2012
I have been having gay sex with guys around town for a couple of years. I'm not out and neither are they. You would never suspect any of us because we're real masculine. I'll never tell and I know they won't either.
Jacky

Euless, TX

#10 Sep 17, 2012
I'm the real Jack the Ripper. A British prostitute just rubbed me the wrong way, so I slowly began my plot to destroy the entire profession, one entrepreneur at a time.
Duarde

Heber Springs, AR

#11 Sep 20, 2012
Another McPherson secret: City workers who wished to attend Kay Smith's funeral were required to clock out to do so. Cheap trick from your city leaders !
windowpeepicu

United States

#12 Sep 29, 2012
I secretly watch my naighbors through there windows at night and when they go to bed I am there they just don't know it! I can say I have learned a few things! Yeah naighbors u know who u r!
really?

Euless, TX

#13 Sep 29, 2012
Duarde wrote:
Another McPherson secret: City workers who wished to attend Kay Smith's funeral were required to clock out to do so. Cheap trick from your city leaders !
why should anyone get paid for not being at work?
dude

United States

#14 Nov 10, 2012
I'm secretly a gay unicorn from the future, sent here to smoke meth and hail Satan with minors. KEE FLOU XIG ZIO SAY THO MI MOUP. Alien language, biatch.
Mork

Heber Springs, AR

#15 Nov 10, 2012
Nanoo nanoo.
Mork

Greenbrier, AR

#16 Nov 11, 2012
I meant to say I have sex with animals an I love it an no one will ever know how f....d up I am!!!!!!
Pipelayer

Euless, TX

#17 Nov 13, 2012
anonymous wrote:
I have been having gay sex with guys around town for a couple of years. I'm not out and neither are they. You would never suspect any of us because we're real masculine. I'll never tell and I know they won't either.
U must b the gram pluming guys ..... I work for a pipe line an need sm secret friends ;)
Professor Farnsworth

Little Rock, AR

#18 Nov 13, 2012
I AM THE BATMAN!
JOKER

Little Rock, AR

#19 Nov 13, 2012
WHY...SOOO.....SERIOUS??????
Pipe layer

Oklahoma City, OK

#20 Nov 15, 2012
Well guess u plumbers r puss wooped . Just wanted a secret I gotta woman to so ain't lookin for nothin but fun !!!
bath101

Oklahoma City, OK

#21 Nov 16, 2012
I love taking a bath when I'm real gassy and fart a lot and watch the bubbles! Makes me think I'm m a hot tub:)

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