Please stop shooting at us we are una...

Please stop shooting at us we are unarmed deer

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Deer

Corpus Christi, TX

#1 Dec 13, 2012
We surrender!
Mr deer

Corpus Christi, TX

#2 Dec 14, 2012
I found this spot where there is always corn at 7 am. Lately someone shoots at me every time i go there to eat. I like corn, but not enough to die for!
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#3 Dec 14, 2012
Mr deer wrote:
I found this spot where there is always corn at 7 am. Lately someone shoots at me every time i go there to eat. I like corn, but not enough to die for!
Bueno cabron, quien te manda. Many times i tell you, do not go to the corn spot. Pero noooooo, el cuacudo quiere corn. lol. Pos hora chingate.
Mr deer

United States

#4 Dec 14, 2012
Mrs Deer wrote:
<quoted text>
Bueno cabron, quien te manda. Many times i tell you, do not go to the corn spot. Pero noooooo, el cuacudo quiere corn. lol. Pos hora chingate.
lmao
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#5 Dec 14, 2012
Mr deer wrote:
<quoted text>lmao
Not funny. What i do? You have no life insurance, cabron.
deer killer 007

Victoria, TX

#6 Dec 23, 2012
Lol got dam u all should come out in a movie that's funny shit
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#7 Jan 11, 2013
Yaaaaa! Es tiempo que te recojas. Ya se acabo el deer choot. andas after otras does, verda cabron? Deja que lleges a la casa. Que chinga te voy a dar. Que corn spot y que nada. Orale puto, com on! lol.
omg

United States

#8 Jan 14, 2013
ROFLMFAO...way too funny
hroola

Ellwood City, PA

#9 Jan 18, 2013
youtube.com/watch...
Deers are Dangerous a Deer can and has attacked a Human,,,
Anonymous

Lakeland, FL

#10 Jan 21, 2013
funny
Mr deer

United States

#11 Jan 21, 2013
That does not make us all bad, i sint never attacked no humans. I was just eating some free corn.
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#12 Jan 21, 2013
Mr deer wrote:
That does not make us all bad, i sint never attacked no humans. I was just eating some free corn.
That's right! My husband, Mr. Deer, is a good animal. He never attacks humans. He only smells does asses. Por eso he goes to the free corn spot. Next time you want kissy kissy, brush your teeth cabron. Puro corn in the teeth.
uuhh

United States

#13 Feb 6, 2013
this some funny shyt...lmao
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#14 Feb 7, 2013
Has anybody seen Mr. Deer? Este cabron, he likey the corn spot too much. I afraid they choot him already. Por eso i tell him, eat only at noon cabron. Theres no one in the deer blind at noon. BUT nooooooo, el quiere fresh corn. Tambien he like to esmell la cola de las putas venadas. Ay dios mio, where is he? I hope he not hanging from some wall already. Y si esta colgando de una wall, pos ni modo. Quien le manda. Por pendejo.
LOL

United States

#15 Feb 26, 2013
Sad to say about my life but I get on this post just to get a good laugh. This is hirlarious.
Mrs Deer

Mission, TX

#16 Feb 26, 2013
LOL wrote:
Sad to say about my life but I get on this post just to get a good laugh. This is hirlarious.
Ayyyyy huerca, have u seen mi vato "Mr. Deer"? It has been 2 months ya, y still nada. Sabes que? I bet u his huevos he went to another spot that he and i used to go cuando no tenillamos horns.
Ese spot would serve kern con melasa. Estava bien good. Y luego, we would do the nastys atras de los mesquites y nopales. Es todo. d end! lol!!

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