Let's see how smart you really are. C...

Let's see how smart you really are. Can you answer these questions?

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Don Alberto einstein

Mcallen, TX

#1 Jun 6, 2012
1. If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
2. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
3. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Now, for some really hard questions:

1. Can blind people see their dreams?
2. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't legally drink and drive?
lil

Sinton, TX

#2 Jun 6, 2012
Baby oil is made of mineral oil and other ingredients, its called that because its mostly used on babies.

Dogs get mad because their owners breath stinks.

I don't know about the bra and panties, I don't wear neither. lol j/k

Its cheaper to make squares than round.

You don't need sight in order to see your dreams, you just need to pursue then and you can feel your accomplishment.

I don't drink and drive, but I do drink ;)

Very good questions! Loads of people will be scratching their heads. I like the way your noggin' thinks.
tooo funny

Corpus Christi, TX

#3 Jun 6, 2012
if stores are open 24 hrs aday 7 days a week 365 days a year why do they have locks on the doors? if you send some thing through mail its called airmail but by plane its called cargo
Don Alberto Einstein

Mcallen, TX

#4 Jun 7, 2012
lil wrote:
Baby oil is made of mineral oil and other ingredients, its called that because its mostly used on babies.
Dogs get mad because their owners breath stinks.
I don't know about the bra and panties, I don't wear neither. lol j/k
Its cheaper to make squares than round.
You don't need sight in order to see your dreams, you just need to pursue then and you can feel your accomplishment.
I don't drink and drive, but I do drink ;)
Very good questions! Loads of people will be scratching their heads. I like the way your noggin' thinks.
Very good answers. When i got onto the website, i saw that two people had responded to my questions. The first thing that came to my mind was, ok, let's us see who responded in a responsible manner or the " i don't care attitude". Well, to my surprise, both of you responded professionally. I don't know about the bra and panties, I don't wear neither. lol j/k
Yea right!!! Naughty, naughty, naughty. lol.
lil

Sinton, TX

#5 Jun 7, 2012
Don Alberto Einstein wrote:
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Very good answers. When i got onto the website, i saw that two people had responded to my questions. The first thing that came to my mind was, ok, let's us see who responded in a responsible manner or the " i don't care attitude". Well, to my surprise, both of you responded professionally. I don't know about the bra and panties, I don't wear neither. lol j/k
Yea right!!! Naughty, naughty, naughty. lol.
I like my mind to get stimulated and giggled with the questions. But its all in good fun.
Don Alberto Einstein

Mcallen, TX

#6 Jun 7, 2012
lil wrote:
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I like my mind to get stimulated and giggled with the questions. But its all in good fun.
Well then, let's play the question game. And let's try and keep it clean. Here are 5 more questions for you.

1.What's your favorite color?(I know it is old-fashioned but you will notice a smile on a girl's face after you have asked this question, personal experience)
2.What has been your most embarrassing moment?
3.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
4.How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?
5.Have you ever indulged in a cat-fight?
lil

Sinton, TX

#7 Jun 7, 2012
1. Depends on my mood, but usually lean towards black.

2. Haven't had one...yet. But only if you get caught it'll be embarrassing.

3. A man must have come up with that conclusion of the roids.

4. Because then there would consenquences if they would. They can't use their gift for self help.

5. Why yes I have.
Don Alberto Einstein

Mcallen, TX

#8 Jun 7, 2012
Those were rather easy questions. Let's try something on one of your favorite subjects. Math, Science, Reading, World History, etc.
Don Alberto Einstein

Mcallen, TX

#9 Jun 7, 2012
If you could meet any one person in history and ask that one person one question; who would you pick and what would you ask?
lil

Sinton, TX

#10 Jun 7, 2012
I would like to meet Marie Antoinette. I would ask her to give me her side of the story.
Curious

United States

#11 Jun 10, 2012
?????????
tooo funny

Corpus Christi, TX

#12 Jun 25, 2012
i would like to meet jesus christ....and ask him.....if you knew then what you know now.... would you do it again
fan

United States

#13 Jun 25, 2012
1. Coral
2. Pooping myself at the track (I was 9) I was holding it and my step dad didn't believe I couldn't hld it... good thing he drove a truck I rode in the bed and got hosed dwn before going inside lmao
3. It would've been to funny for Jr high science classes
4.?
5. Na

Marilyn Monroe .... wtf were u on!
Don Alberto Einstein

Mcallen, TX

#14 Jun 27, 2012
The one person i would've loved to have met was..........ME!!!! Albert Einstein. The man was a genius. Albert Einstein was a mathematical genius that brought about change to every field he touched. Albert may not have been his school teachers' first choice for student of the year, but he clearly pushed aside the criticism of others and took into stride a vision of himself and a vision of how he, one man with one brain, however small or large, perfect or imperfect, could change the world.
C*nt

United States

#15 Jun 29, 2012
Here's some odd ?'s
- do blind people see their dreams or do they dream of seeing?

- can a person with no arms point me in the right direction?

- can a person with no legs give a standing ovation? Or kick someone's a$$?

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