Haunted Couch of Eckley, PA

[Lumpy Potatoes]

I started this forum, because the other one was filled with juvenile perverted speak. I hate when trolls ruin the internet for normal people.

[Lumpy Potatoes]

I sat on this formation in the late 1980s after going mushroom picking in the Hickory Run area. It was very hard to find, even with relatives that drove past it daily.

I have been to it several times since and haven't noticed any paranormal activity. I would like to visit it for Halloween, but will probably wont make it out there.

[Hazletard]

A friend got stitches after being cut by some unseen force. This was in June 1996.

[doble u]

I want to go there but after reading the other forum "Stone Couch of Eckly" I don't want to go. Those people are disgusting.

[doble u]

These people are sick,that visit the "Death Couch" near Eckley. http://www.topix.com/forum/city/hazleton-pa/T...

[diaper pail]

I backed onto it after parking in front of it. It was a '88 Plymoth Sundance beater car anyway. I got a flat before the Weatherly Hillclimb.

[I Nailed]

A black chic on it.

[loose lips sinking ships]

A guy was sacrificed on the couch by Occultists in the late sixties. Never made the papers, because his family didn't want to be embarrased by his religion.

[Freaklander Abroad]

My girlfriend got into that witchcraft stuff after seeing "The Craft" back then. I just went along with it she used the skull of her dog she dug up from her father's yard to do some stupid spell on there. She cut herself and bled a little on the skull. Other than that weird crap she was a good lay.

[truth]

This couch is not haunted! Several investigations have stated this.

[who cares]

This couch is only for the twilight fans and the immature riffraff set to go revel at. The kind of kids that live with their mommies until they are in their fifties. Everything they own they inherited from their mommies.

[hazleton is dead]

I got a white birch twig in my eye in 1999 while smoking buds on the that couch. I had to go to my family doctor to flush my eye and take some steroid eye drops and an antibiotic for a week.

[trolling hazy]

I always drive past this and think 'Oh yeah I just past the haunted couch. Whoopity frigging do!' Then I smoke some Sandy Valley buds and enjoy the the cool buzz.

[El Chupacabra]

There's a freaking anthracite coal golem guarding that couch. I'm not shitting you. The missing tribe of Israel, created the golem out of peat clay and anthracite coal.

[sexsquatch insider]

Sexsqustch 2 will have a "plugging" scence on that there couch. Jeanene Lesante-Somteingwicz will be cameoing that scene.

[fkn a rght mudr fkrs]

Lumpy Potatoes wrote:

I started this forum, because the other one was filled with juvenile perverted speak. I hate when trolls ruin the internet for normal people.

fkn chrst, i hate dat sh!t 2.

god dmn muder fkers ruin crap.

doze c0 ck skers!

[bobby z]

sumpin invisible bit me on that yesterday

[bobby z]

it bit my zipper pulled it down and started to bite my meat, but in a good suckling way

[ttty fcker]

Hazleton sure has a strong paranormal community.

[tuckfard]

I heard the hanta virus started there.
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