Hazleton area serial killer?
hmmm I wonder

Wellsboro, PA

#44 May 1, 2012
Officer Barbrady wrote:
Is it an Hazleton Elitist? Let me bring up a few that might be serial killers.
First, there is Justice Joseph Zola. With the known high relapse rates of former drug users, it is possible he may have relapsed and is killing in a drugged frenzy.
He is an avid sportsman, thus enjoys "the thrill of the kill", and knows how to butcher an animal. He makes the top of my suspects.
My second suspect is Sam Lesante. Obviously a closeted homosexual, he might be killing women that laugh at his anal sex requests.
He seems too small to physically subdue a victim. I presume he uses choroform to take them down.
The third and final suspect would have to be Rhonda Lewan. A typical big assed woman that surrounds herself with yes people, she needs a release. Is serial killing the release?
I will continue my investigation, after my frontal lobotomy surgery up a HGH tomorrow.
Good triple play with those celebrinots.
hmmm I wonder

Wellsboro, PA

#45 May 1, 2012
pothead wrote:
I heard about this in 1987. The called him the Eckley slasher. He preyed on hookers and loose women at dive bars. They never found the bodies of the girls that disappeared.
Then why did they call them the Eckley Slasher? How would they know if they are slashed or in Eckley? Stupid tard.
Alicia Weaver yo

Wellsboro, PA

#46 May 2, 2012
I bet Tears be killin mo hoz and he be serial killin yo.
fuckhazleton

Hazleton, PA

#47 Jul 24, 2013
This would be funny if it were true. Jack "The Dandy" Parisi might have killed some of the trash in the area just for sport.
Zimmerman Truther

Hazleton, PA

#49 Jul 27, 2013
I bet George Zimmerman was out and about slitting throats in Hazy for years. Never trust an illegal, especiallly if he is part jewish.
nerd fest 99

Hazleton, PA

#50 Aug 1, 2013
Most murderers, let alone serial killers, rarely leave bodies behind. They instead dispose of them using chemical dissolution, with strong alkalines being the most effective and odorless. 80%-90% of missing people are believed to be murdered, but no body is around. The rest are kidnapped and end up in prostitution rings or slaves like Ariel Castro had going in Cleveland.
HASK

Hazleton, PA

#51 Aug 4, 2013
There are so many transients in Hazleton, that I do not even get any media attention.
kill em all

Hazleton, PA

#52 Aug 9, 2013
We need to offer serial killers KOZ tax shelters in downtown, not give them to limpdicks like the DeAngelo Brothers and that Hayden bum. All they brought was MinSec, right across from the CANDO building.
kill em all

Hazleton, PA

#53 Aug 9, 2013
Mea's should be closed down and all of the butching equipment donated to a serial killer.
Pimp Lopez

Hazleton, PA

#54 Aug 18, 2013
This killer is havoc on my loss prevention. I must have lost twelve good earning hoes to this guy.
sure

Hazleton, PA

#55 Aug 18, 2013
you people are tards for believing in this legend :/
junkie

Hazleton, PA

#56 Aug 24, 2013
This is not joke. I have to watch the johns I do, because they might dump me in a stripping pit.
human

Hazleton, PA

#57 Aug 25, 2013
There are somewhere between fifty to two hundred active serial killers in the United States. Since serial killers are of average intelligence and some are actually mentally retarded, their strange hobby is not much of a feat. They are underachievers in life and underachievers in crime.

That being said the local police are so dumb that a killer could keep dumping the bodies on the steps of City Hall and never get caught. A mobile crime unit would have to come in to catch a killer.
human

Hazleton, PA

#58 Aug 25, 2013
Did the HPD even catch the serial purse snatcher? I rest my case.
white junkie

Hazleton, PA

#59 Sep 1, 2013
I heard a guy that lives in Weatherly is a serial killer. One time he chopped a Freeland guy in the head with a hatchet.
proud liberal

Hazleton, PA

#60 Sep 2, 2013
This sounds like a typical GOP member. A bible in one hand and a bloody knife in the other.
Hazy Cereal Killa

Hazleton, PA

#61 Sep 4, 2013
I've killed me sum of the worst Dollar Tree maggoty cereal in my day.
Black E Chan

Hazleton, PA

#62 Oct 1, 2013
White guys are into this serial killing shit. They even know the names and killing stats on killers. It's weird shit.
Black E Chan

Hazleton, PA

#63 Oct 1, 2013
proud liberal wrote:
This sounds like a typical GOP member. A bible in one hand and a bloody knife in the other.
right on!
Ghost of Jonathan Garay

Hazleton, PA

#64 Oct 6, 2013
I bet one of the cops that capped me is the Hazy Serial Killer. Im not playin.

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