In need of a representative payee.

In need of a representative payee.

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hobo joe

Wellsboro, PA

#1 Apr 18, 2012
I get neggir rich with my welfare check at the beginning of the month, then I have to suck people for drug money by the second Saturday. I have been wondering if I can sign up for a representative payee like Slimmer had. He always had money for lighters and gasoline.

If anybody can help me out, please respond. I got to go to Giant and look for a lonely man in need of a suck job on my way back home in Bumville.
frustrated person

Denver, CO

#2 Apr 18, 2012
Is the whole town of Hazleton on welfare of some kind? I am happy I don't socialize with people in this area. Truthfully most of you are a bunch of negative scumbags that try to make other people fail like you have.
Lou Barletta 2012

Wellsboro, PA

#3 Apr 19, 2012
frustrated person wrote:
Is the whole town of Hazleton on welfare of some kind? I am happy I don't socialize with people in this area. Truthfully most of you are a bunch of negative scumbags that try to make other people fail like you have.
Duh. That's why I tricked them into voting me out of town. I'm a so smart.
Lou Barletta 2012

Wellsboro, PA

#4 Apr 19, 2012
hobo joe wrote:
I get neggir rich with my welfare check at the beginning of the month, then I have to suck people for drug money by the second Saturday. I have been wondering if I can sign up for a representative payee like Slimmer had. He always had money for lighters and gasoline.
If anybody can help me out, please respond. I got to go to Giant and look for a lonely man in need of a suck job on my way back home in Bumville.
Say hi to Grace Cuozzo for me.
Truthier Than Thou

Wellsboro, PA

#5 Apr 19, 2012
These "rep payees" screw these people out of $30 to $60 per month. I found that humorous when I found out.
Barely Retarded

Wellsboro, PA

#6 Apr 19, 2012
Is this "rep payee" thing a real service? Sounds like a mafia scam to me.
Jarvin Malik Huggins

Wellsboro, PA

#7 Apr 20, 2012
I need a rep payee too. I promise not to smack you in the head with a window weight.
XEAT LLC

Wellsboro, PA

#8 Apr 22, 2012
Our firm will under cut most rep payees by five to ten dollars. We have over 750 customers in NEPA. You do the math. We also handle trust funds.
Frankie Da Don Vito

Wellsboro, PA

#9 Apr 23, 2012
Barely Retarded wrote:
Is this "rep payee" thing a real service? Sounds like a mafia scam to me.
Frankie's makes over a third of our revenue from holding the Wyoming Street hobos money for them. Every little hustle helps us pay royalties to the Sinatra estate for using the late crooner's likeness as a logo.
festering tard

Wellsboro, PA

#10 Apr 25, 2012
OMFG is this funny! Is this for real? People have to have somebody hold their money so they don't spend it all.
hmmm

Wellsboro, PA

#11 Apr 25, 2012
Here's what I could find about this "Representative Payee" stuff. It's a program run by the Social Security Administration. It's for incompetant people, as stated above, that cannot manage money. Pretty interesting.

http://www.ssa.gov/payee/
former area resident

Denver, CO

#12 Apr 25, 2012
God this town has gone to crap. This is the top topic. I gather it's all druggies collecting SSD and SSI not elderly collect regular SS.

What a joke. A bad one at that.
Jamal da rep payee

Wellsboro, PA

#13 Apr 27, 2012
I be makin $6.5k as a rep payee. Most of my clients live at the luxurious Bumville wit in walking distance of the State Store, Giant and the Salvation Army soup kitchen. They can also take a ride on the Norfolk Southern freightline like hobos of yesta year yo.
Lou Barletta

Wellsboro, PA

#14 May 11, 2012
I sold my line painting business and my share of Angela Park to go into the Representative Payee market. That's how I got the capital for Edgewood in the Pines. I'm a fat cat. Meeeooooooow!
Neggir Po

Wellsboro, PA

#15 May 11, 2012
I spent all my disablity check this past week. All I have our food stamps and cigarette butts.:(

I will have to, dare I say it, work for money.:S

I will be eating a tubesteak or two a day.:o--3
cuddlebug

Wellsboro, PA

#16 May 12, 2012
These people are f---ing low lives that need "representative payees" !!! They get n----r rich and blow money on stupid overpriced junk. They can care less about paying bills.

They get the lifestyle they project with their personalities. They need to grow up already!
low lifer

Wellsboro, PA

#17 May 12, 2012
I spent all my ssi and ssd on Dale Earnhardt memoribilia the month after his death and got evicted from my apartment on Wyoming Street for not having rent. I was homeless and couldn't get my disablity checks sent to my cardboard box in Bumville.

So I had to do things for money I would rather not discuss for two months. The HPD picked me up for masturbating on City Hall's steps and 302d me.

At First Hostpital they got me a payee and sent me to a personal care home. Fin.
SlimBobArsonPant s

Wellsboro, PA

#18 May 15, 2012
My rep payee got me an Exxon Mobil debit card. He is the shit.
Neggir Poor

Wellsboro, PA

#19 May 15, 2012
SlimBobArsonPants XD You people are funny! Neggir Poor only has shock value, but that's hilarious.
wtf I will say it

Wellsboro, PA

#20 May 20, 2012
This subject and the posts are funny. The icing on the cake is that this payee thing is a real government program. Now I know how the bums in bumville get there money without a permanent address.

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