Kenneth "Slimmer" Reichart IS LOOSE!

Kenneth "Slimmer" Reichart IS LOOSE!

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WTF Coca-Zola

United States

#1 Sep 4, 2011
I saw the arsonist sitting next to the Red Box Kiosk by CVS at Grand Central Plaza. He had made himself a bum's nest and loitered there.

He talked to the voices in his head and scattered his bum artifacts (Paper cup, pack of cigarettes and a LIGHTER!) about. I guess he has unlimited squatter rights from Coca-Zola.

The bums hang out in the dozens in the strippings behind Giant Food, that's where he most likely is staying. Just to warn any property owners in the area about the bum problem.

We amatuer reporters must report everything in Hazleton, because the Standard-Speaker is in bed with Sammy Lesante now. They don't want to be "down on Hazleton" since Silly Sammy is "high on Hazleton."

United States

#2 Sep 4, 2011
I bet he used to three way with Silly Sammy and Coca-Zola. Sammy is obviously gay and Joey Zola seems to be potentially hetero.

Kenny gropes young guys at bars. He's a well known homosexual.
Uh Oh Hazy

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ

#3 Sep 15, 2011
Yeah he's gay. A lot of MHMR people told me so.
Lazy Crazy Hazy

Bridgeton, NJ

#4 Sep 18, 2011
He was hanging with some cops at Funfest. I learned to judge those by the company they keep.
Clitorsaurus Rex

United States

#5 Sep 21, 2011
There wasn't enough evidence to even take Slimmer to trial. Get over it you babies.
Busted Nuts

Blandon, PA

#6 Oct 5, 2011
He's gay and gives great head according to my gay cousin. Well hung too, he told me. Just passing it along to you other gays. I don't cock block anybody!
Come Dumpster

Mertztown, PA

#8 Oct 8, 2011
Jack Palance wrote:
He loiters outside of the state store next to Save-A-Lot. His on and off boyfriend Mike Kurtz is dying from AIDS.
It is their business not ours. Nevermind, Kurtz ripped my dealer off in highschool. The heck with him and his butt AIDS.

United States

#9 Oct 10, 2011
Who's Kurtz? This isn't making sense.

York, PA

#10 Oct 12, 2011
Yeah he's called the Save-A-Lot bum, but he loiters in front of Giant too. IDK if he's gay though, or the other guy.

King Of Prussia, PA

#11 Oct 14, 2011
Don't ever see any homeless Hispanics. Wonder why that is?
Whigga Pleez

Elkton, MD

#12 Oct 15, 2011
Wow a lot more going on than I knew of.
Corruption Never Dies

Bloomsburg, PA

#13 Oct 21, 2011
I heard Scummer is an inlaw of the Gans family. Just a rumor, don't know for sure.
Chubby Meat

Richboro, PA

#15 Oct 22, 2011
This bumville is really getting interesting. I'm going to charge the battery packs for my video camera and post that shit on YouTube. The best part is they'll never know that I'm cashing in on their bum asses. I'm even get a stupid release printed up for them to sign.

Dover, DE

#16 Oct 23, 2011
I heard this guy has set other things ablaze before. From what I heard he has had to be hospitalized a few times with severe butns on himself.

Something is up with him being loose. He must be somebody's realtive or knows something about something, that he is loose.

Pottstown, PA

#17 Oct 23, 2011
I love fire's pretty little colors and the way things smell when they burn. Smoke looks like angels flying to heaven.
Bummed Out

Carbondale, PA

#18 Oct 24, 2011
If you search this guy, you will see all the arrests he has had. Strangely little convictions. Why? Tell me the f**k why?!

Wellsboro, PA

#19 Oct 25, 2011
if this were some kid...he or she would be f^&*ed....the juvies are still a target in this town,thank God the Devil is put away......however,if a kid did these things that Slimmer has done and they faced Satan Mark...they would be doing 1000 pushups every day with some asswipe sitting on their back......
low rider cider

King Of Prussia, PA

#20 Nov 2, 2011
I saw him rubbing one out on Broad Street near Local News 13. He must have been campaigning for mayor of Hazy.

Moravia, NY

#21 Nov 4, 2011
intresting from oneida new york our sight is better

Womelsdorf, PA

#22 Nov 5, 2011
wow wrote:
intresting from oneida new york our sight is better
WTF does this mean? It must be some topix glitch that posted this comment in the wrong forum. I think this site has been comprimised. I know it uploads megabytes of useless data on your computer withing an half hour. Like 100MB or more.

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