Stone Couch of Eckley
Spanky McBeatoff

Wilmington, DE

#21 Sep 27, 2011
That couch is a total aphrodisiac. I painted it white a few times.

Conestoga, PA

#23 Oct 2, 2011
I never got all horned up from that shit. I did piss on it. I didn't sit on it because of the busted beer bottles on it.
Busted Nuts

Gordonville, PA

#27 Oct 5, 2011
Yeah I got a handjob from a Freakland chick, back in 1986 on that rock formation. I blew nut chunks all over the chicks sweater. I swear a cup came out of me!
Hazleton Hotpocket

Lebanon, PA

#29 Oct 7, 2011
@librarychick I'm heading over to #StoneCouchofEckley ASAP into bondage?
Come Dumpster

Allentown, PA

#30 Oct 8, 2011
Watch out if you go there to do it. A State Trooper has been seen parking there just before sundown. Wait for the trooper to be called to another domestic dispute in Freeland, so you can make love on the couch.

Philadelphia, PA

#31 Oct 10, 2011
I thought this couch was in Hickory Run State Park, near boulder feild. Is thas another one? Why does everybody do it on it, are you all devil worshipers.
Psst pst pst pst pst HAZY

Reading, PA

#32 Oct 11, 2011
I peed on it. The rest of you are perverts.

Gordonville, PA

#33 Oct 12, 2011
I'ver heard of it but never went there. I plan doing a dead hooker on it, to 1up the rest of you.
Whigga Pleez

Mount Wolf, PA

#34 Oct 15, 2011
I pooped in a KFC bucket and placed it on it once. That's whe they were still called Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Actually, a person or two were killed in there and stuffed in the meat locker back in the late 1980's or early 1990's.

United States

#35 Oct 17, 2011
I can't believe that many people do that stuff next to the road. That's insane, but the it is in the middle of strippings so it's totally normal.
Scrapple of UR Eye

Ephrata, PA

#36 Oct 18, 2011
Gr8 N8

Perry Point, MD

#37 Oct 20, 2011
I have a new destination for my Halloween date.
Creamy White Hot LOAD

Warrington, PA

#38 Oct 21, 2011
I iced my girlfriend's face during summertime on this place.
Corruption Never Dies

Rosemont, NJ

#39 Oct 21, 2011
I've had it with this post. I'm renting a good sized excavator, and getting rid of this pervert mecca. Bunch of filthy pigs!
Chubby Meat

Richboro, PA

#41 Oct 22, 2011
Holy shit is that couch cureed. Look at all the perverts that do stuff on it.

Berwick, PA

#42 Oct 23, 2011
Too funny, I got to share this one with friends.
Stubbed Toe

Mount Laurel, NJ

#43 Oct 23, 2011
Wow. Is this raunchy. Wow.
Hazleton Nut Thrust

Manheim, PA

#44 Oct 24, 2011
I am going to beat my meat on this couch tonight. My load should give off steam, so I'll try to video it with my iPhone.
Lumpy Potatoes

Pittsburgh, PA

#45 Oct 26, 2011
Disgusting vile.

Westland, PA

#46 Oct 30, 2011
PennDOT plowed it over. I couldn't find it even with my GPS this morning.

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