Stone Couch of Eckley

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All Balls

Kingston, PA

#1 Jul 10, 2011
I heard if you conceive a child on this, he will become the Antichrist. I heard it from a Goth chick from Freeland, who checks to see if she's ovulating and drags my friends out there to breed.

Sounds stupid but thought I would share it with you.
Kinda Proud of Hazleton

Kingston, PA

#2 Jul 10, 2011
That's disgusting. Your generation has no respect for private property. Sicko!

Shamokin, PA

#3 Jul 11, 2011
Your goth friend should be locked in an insane asylum.
Jesus Freak 1973

Kingston, PA

#4 Jul 12, 2011
All Balls wrote:
I heard if you conceive a child on this, he will become the Antichrist. I heard it from a Goth chick from Freeland, who checks to see if she's ovulating and drags my friends out there to breed.
Sounds stupid but thought I would share it with you.
That couch is an idol for local Satanists and other Heathens, and should be destroyed. I wouldn't be surprised if the Antichrist gets or has been conceived on it.
Hazay Sux

Kingston, PA

#5 Jul 12, 2011
When the moon is it's fullest, a Catholic priest must fertilize a servantress of Satan. These criteria must be made, to create an Antichrist.
Lunch Box Fox

Lewisburg, PA

#6 Aug 9, 2011
This would be good for Halloween season. LOL
Brown Thunder

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Aug 17, 2011
I cleaned off the glass from it with a broom, covered it with a moving blanket and cocked a skinny white chick. She yelled and screamed from having her vagina stretch from my brown sausage, just like losing her cherry again.
Not a Junkie

Allentown, PA

#8 Aug 24, 2011
I got a bj while leaning against the back of it. A dirty cockeyed Freaklander chick named "Mimi" back in '97, had the dishonors.
Jack Palance

Elverson, PA

#9 Aug 25, 2011
I sacrificed several area prostitutes on the couch, to get my acting career going. It worked, until I got stuck with hosting "Ripley's Believe It or Not" for a while.

I got out of that rut by rounding up some more Hazy cum-dumpsters, and sacrificing them on the couch. After that I landed a role in Young Guns and rode the wave to my Oscar win for City Slickers.
Kock N Ballz

United States

#10 Aug 28, 2011
I pissed and crapped on "The Haunted Couch of Eckley" or whatever it's called, back in the fall of 1995. I actually had one of those giant burger platters at the White Haven Dinner to go, and had to make room. A couple of quads passed while I was squeezing out a log.

I originaly was going to climb up an old drag line and crap off the top of the boom. I was prairie dogging it by Eckley Miner's Village, and decided to drop my bombs on the couch.
The Death of Hazleton

Dornsife, PA

#11 Aug 28, 2011
I would rather sit on the "Haunted Couch" than the Mayor's chair in Hazy. It is way better.

Bridgeton, NJ

#12 Aug 29, 2011
I smoked the reefer with a Jeddo girl there. She worked me better than any other woman I've ever met. She drowned in a stripping hole years later.
Cleveland Steamboat

United States

#13 Aug 31, 2011
This couch is too hard to find. Somebody should clear the woods around it, and make a sign for it. I drive all around looking for the damn thing, and pass it by.
Usually some kids spray paint curses on the road, in front of it.
Here's a boring video on the couch:
It gives the directions to it.
extra helping of BALLS

Middleport, OH

#14 Aug 31, 2011
That YouTube vid sucks ass. I want to visit the Stone Couch, around Halloween.

Oh btw Steamboat, people have been clearing around the couch from the video. It was grown over in the 1990s, when I used to ride my bicycle to it.
extra helping of BALLS

Middleport, OH

#15 Aug 31, 2011
Here's a bunch of pix of the Stone Couch of Eckley.

There are some errors as usual with Google Images searches, but most are of the said couch.
WTF Coca-Zola

United States

#16 Sep 3, 2011
I got my Dodge Omni stuck in the the strippings, nearby after finally finding the couch in 1990. I took a pee on the couch, couldn't squeeze out a steamer that close to the road.
Clitoral Candidate 2011

Reading, PA

#17 Sep 9, 2011
I used to eat my wife's brown eye and finger her boatman there. She got off on the other people stopping by and watching me munch and finger her.
Uh Oh Hazy

York, PA

#18 Sep 15, 2011
I want to go to the Stone Couch, but am fearful that one of the perverts that posted before me might be there. Perhaps all of them.
Lazy Crazy Hazy

Magnolia, DE

#19 Sep 18, 2011
Wow. Those are some wild tales. I drove by it once, but didn't get out of the car. It was boring.
Clitorsaurus Rex

United States

#20 Sep 21, 2011
I took recovering heterosexual woman out there, got her liquored up and ate her raw. She hasn't deviated from her female diet since.

It is a romantic place. I must admit that, especially on a chilly fall night.

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