so this has nothing to do with anything on this forum. i just noticed that everyone here appears to be from woodland and i have some news to tell. i was walking down by exit 22 the other day when i saw some obese women in a red audi drive by on her cellphone. She swerved over the line and almost hit me, never seeming to even acknowledge her mistake and i fell into the swamp area there next to the Heavy Machinery School. She was blonde, obese, and not very attractive {maybe my anger is speaking a bit here} driving a RED AUDI recklessly. If you see this women be sure to give her a evil glare and maybe a good o'l F-U! She is part of the reason our good town is going to hell in a bucket. I bet she's a transplant from somewhere else and not even a native woodlander. I have seen her pass me many times as i walk through town and i know she lives here. Remember, RED AUDI, BLONDE, OBESE women. it was a small 4 door red audi. Lets make our town safer through letting people like this know that they are not welcome.