Christmas Parade float help

Christmas Parade float help

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Stoopeed Heelbillee

Watseka, IL

#2 Jul 7, 2012
bozo t clown is a butt burglar

Viper, KY

#3 Jul 7, 2012
Karmamylove_ wrote:
I am looking for people to help me with a float for the Christmas parade. It will be a gay pride centered theme, showing gay sexuality in a positive manner. I am very excited about this. We will be throwing out flavored condoms instead of candy. Please leave your email address if you are interested in helping with this project.
You have really got to be kidding,,,,,,grow the hell up ppl,,,,there is a time and a place for everything,,,,and the Christmas parade is not the time nor the place to make a stand for gay rights,,,,,ppl take thier kids to that parade and they dont want them to be picking up condoms instead of candy.........if you want to do that, have a gay rights parade,,,,then ppl can choose whether they want to bring thier kids or not. get real

Since: Nov 11

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#5 Jul 8, 2012
We should have a straight pride float as well.

Sheridan, AR

#7 Jul 8, 2012
keeping with the theme we should build 2 naked guys butt f*cking each other and when the float is moving have the 2 guys in motion.better yet, just have your dad and uncle doing it instead of building them...after words all the women can get naked and have a pillow fight.

Washington, DC

#9 Jul 8, 2012
ROFL!!! Slurpee you a sight..

Since: Nov 11

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#10 Jul 8, 2012
Well it would only be fair if we have an animal love float. We can't be partial to just one preference.

Viper, KY

#11 Jul 8, 2012
Karmamylove_ wrote:
<quoted text>listen you inbred, math snorting homophobe. President Obama says I have a right to have my float in the Christmas parade. If you don't like it keep your little farm animals at home. We wont miss you.
in the first place I said nothing about you not having the right to do anything you want,,,all I said is that a christmas parade where there will be children is no place for sexuality,,,(of any kind) as far as that goes,,,and second you just showed your mentality by calling someone you dont even kno names and calling ppls children farm animals,,,Christmas parades are "for" children,,,if it wasnt for ppl bringing thier kids to them, they wouldnt have them,,,,you have the right to live your life any way you choose but have some decency about it,,and as far as you calling me an "inbred "math" snorting homophobe", lol, at least I can spell.

Viper, KY

#13 Jul 8, 2012
Karmamylove_ wrote:
<quoted text> So I guess you think the parade queens in their tight dresses with their boobs hanging out is okay though? We will have our gay pride float and there will be many gay supporters there to cheer us on. There are many gay children that will enjoy this as well, and realize that all the homophobic crap they have been fed all of their lives is false.
did I or did I not say that the Christmas parade wasn't the place for "any kind of sexuality" that includes the parade queens in thier tight dresses with thier boobs hanging out, as you put it. Everyone should keep thier business covered up,,male or female, gay or straight,,,and ALL of them should keep thier intimacies where it belongs,,,in private, behind closed doors,,not in front of kids, gay or straight ones,,there is a time and a place for kids to be taught about such things,,and its not standing on a street corner watching for santa claus.

Viper, KY

#15 Jul 8, 2012
Karmamylove_ wrote:
<quoted text>God does not believe in Santa Clause.
Who said anything about God.

London, KY

#17 Jul 8, 2012
Sick people!

Annandale, VA

#19 Jul 9, 2012
This is true!!

Bearden, AR

#21 Jul 9, 2012
Fred Rogers wrote:
Overheard two people down at the courthouse today asking if they could have a "gay" float in the parade. The clerk said anyone is allowed to enter a float. Guess what people, you are going to have a gay pride float tossing out flavored condoms this year.
what flavor?

“Single life bores me.”

Since: Jul 12

Perry county

#23 Jul 10, 2012
Fred Rogers wrote:
<quoted text>fruit flavored of course.
I had one that was supposed to taste like pina colada.
Fred Rogers

Capitol Heights, MD

#24 Jul 10, 2012
Sure it wasn't penis colada... Bahabahabaha

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