Vote For Me - Get More Stamps And Welfare Guaranteed!
Posted in the Hazard Forum
#1 Oct 8, 2012
My name is Billy Ray Bob Colwell Smith Jones and I'm running for sheriff, mayor, judge executive, police chief, dog catcher and county attorney. Vote for me and I'll see to it that you get twice the stamps and welfare that you do now, guaranteed.
And if you want to occasionally "sleep" (wink, wink) with your pets or farm animals I'll turn a blind eye to that. After all I do the same thing every once in awhile.
I'm having a pig roast at the park this Saturday and I'll be passing out pills to everybody that shows up. So come on out and support your local drug dealers and crooked politicians. Instead of a chicken in every pot I'm promising a pill in every nostril. You know it's a cinch I'll win on that platform so why not vote for a real winner? Why not make only loser in this election you?
#2 Oct 8, 2012
You get my vote
Add your comments below
|Glenn Baker||9 min||Inquiring minds||4|
|Josie Hawkins||16 min||fritrue||1|
|Bible study rules for public schools proposed (Feb '10)||20 min||who cares||149,980|
|"COAL COUNTRY for TRUMP" T-Shirts||1 hr||hero||4|
|32 D's back in town ! Sasha XXX (Sep '09)||2 hr||Lost creek hugs n...||215|
|Drugs in Perry County||6 hr||Cindy||28|
|Kaytlin Stevens||8 hr||Lol2||26|
|Ace and Lisa FOUND GUILTY||12 hr||Right||241|
Find what you want!
Search Hazard Forum Now
Copyright © 2016 Topix LLC