Vote For Me - Get More Stamps And Welfare Guaranteed!

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Ray Bob Colwell

Panama City, FL

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My name is Billy Ray Bob Colwell Smith Jones and I'm running for sheriff, mayor, judge executive, police chief, dog catcher and county attorney. Vote for me and I'll see to it that you get twice the stamps and welfare that you do now, guaranteed.

And if you want to occasionally "sleep" (wink, wink) with your pets or farm animals I'll turn a blind eye to that. After all I do the same thing every once in awhile.

I'm having a pig roast at the park this Saturday and I'll be passing out pills to everybody that shows up. So come on out and support your local drug dealers and crooked politicians. Instead of a chicken in every pot I'm promising a pill in every nostril. You know it's a cinch I'll win on that platform so why not vote for a real winner? Why not make only loser in this election you?
braveheart

Atlanta, GA

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Ray Bob Colwell wrote:
My name is Billy Ray Bob Colwell Smith Jones and I'm running for sheriff, mayor, judge executive, police chief, dog catcher and county attorney. Vote for me and I'll see to it that you get twice the stamps and welfare that you do now, guaranteed.
And if you want to occasionally "sleep" (wink, wink) with your pets or farm animals I'll turn a blind eye to that. After all I do the same thing every once in awhile.
I'm having a pig roast at the park this Saturday and I'll be passing out pills to everybody that shows up. So come on out and support your local drug dealers and crooked politicians. Instead of a chicken in every pot I'm promising a pill in every nostril. You know it's a cinch I'll win on that platform so why not vote for a real winner? Why not make only loser in this election you?
You get my vote

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