And if you want to occasionally "sleep" (wink, wink) with your pets or farm animals I'll turn a blind eye to that. After all I do the same thing every once in awhile.
I'm having a pig roast at the park this Saturday and I'll be passing out pills to everybody that shows up. So come on out and support your local drug dealers and crooked politicians. Instead of a chicken in every pot I'm promising a pill in every nostril. You know it's a cinch I'll win on that platform so why not vote for a real winner? Why not make only loser in this election you?