Poop stains in my underwear

Poop stains in my underwear

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John

Ivel, KY

#1 Dec 5, 2012
Man i hate having poop stains in my underwear i feel so embarassed i cant get the top dollar underwear cause its no use i always withn a day or 2 i always end up with a big brownspot so i have to buy a pack everyweek. Does anyone else have this problem?
Lucy

London, KY

#2 Dec 5, 2012
Well bless your heart.
stain remover

London, KY

#3 Dec 5, 2012
Stop wearing underwear
Commander

United States

#4 Dec 6, 2012
Of Commando

“Beautiful Days..Beautiful Life”

Since: Jan 11

Indianapolis / Hazard

#6 Dec 6, 2012
Really? A thread about poop stained underwear? Sounds like a private personal problem to me...not one that should be made public...jmo...
dozer daddy

Langsville, OH

#7 Dec 6, 2012
get a butt plug

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#8 Dec 6, 2012
Turn 'em inside out and wear 'em all week -
Possible Solutions

Chattanooga, TN

#9 Dec 6, 2012
Best Solution:

Quit putting yourself in situations where others can even see your underwear. If others don't know, you'll won't be embarrassed.

Fallback Solution:

Quit "picking yourself" all the time. That will reduce, and maybe even eliminate, said spot.
toyou

Brodhead, KY

#10 Dec 7, 2012
CLEAN YOU BUTT AND OR WIPE YOUR BUTT AND THIS WONT HAPPEN!!
Huh

Paintsville, KY

#11 Dec 7, 2012
Ol lady panties are full of brown stains. I think it's from to much butt sex.
Oot

Australia

#12 Dec 7, 2012
Mama' never taught you to wipe your arse, properly?

Don't be conservative with that TP, yo.
John

Ivel, KY

#13 Dec 7, 2012
Wen i was a lunch lady i would poop in my panties and put it on the food lil punks always being mean to us
Oot

Australia

#14 Dec 7, 2012
A lunch lady named John?

Goddamn, that's hot.
Tamper

London, KY

#15 Dec 8, 2012
You need to keep all those over sized di'ks out of your a'' then you wouldn't have that problem.Good luck with that.
stainer

Hindman, KY

#16 Dec 8, 2012
use a corn cob cleans real good no stains

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#17 Dec 8, 2012
John wrote:
Man i hate having poop stains in my underwear i feel so embarassed i cant get the top dollar underwear cause its no use i always withn a day or 2 i always end up with a big brownspot so i have to buy a pack everyweek. Does anyone else have this problem?
We must be cousins , same name , same stain problem -
Dendron Foulds

Wincanton, UK

#18 Mar 15, 2014
I am willing to bet that every person who made the smart alec comments seen above has exactly the same problem, because no animal, including humans, is designed to wear clothing. You can use wet wipes, dry wipes or pot scourers and you will still get marks from time to time.. The rectun is lined with mucus, this mixes with the colouring agebt from the liver and even flatulence (a fart) can deposit some of this coloured mucus on your clothing it's natural.
If you are really worried, see yoour doctor, otherwise change underwear every day and accept the situation as one of the penalties of civilisation.

Since: Mar 14

Heathwood, Australia

#19 Mar 15, 2014
Dendron Foulds wrote:
I am willing to bet that every person who made the smart alec comments seen above has exactly the same problem, because no animal, including humans, is designed to wear clothing. You can use wet wipes, dry wipes or pot scourers and you will still get marks from time to time.. The rectun is lined with mucus, this mixes with the colouring agebt from the liver and even flatulence (a fart) can deposit some of this coloured mucus on your clothing it's natural.
If you are really worried, see yoour doctor, otherwise change underwear every day and accept the situation as one of the penalties of civilisation.
Yeah I agree.
If the underwear I buy knew what punishment they were in for they would definitely hide at the back of the rack

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#20 Mar 26, 2014
Sharting is a national security issue -It should be discussed at the highest levels of government - A British friend of mine , Lord Windyschmear , suggested having "Professional Scharting " , entered in the Olympics -

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