why are the people of hazard so stupid?

why are the people of hazard so stupid?

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Liberal

Manchester, KY

#1 Apr 25, 2013
Inbreeding.
Generations upon generations of inbreeding has caused the entire indigenous population of southeastern KY to slowly revert back to neanderthal man. Look at your foreheads. It shows, seriously.
Inevitable

Viper, KY

#2 Apr 25, 2013
Liberal wrote:
Inbreeding.
Generations upon generations of inbreeding has caused the entire indigenous population of southeastern KY to slowly revert back to neanderthal man. Look at your foreheads. It shows, seriously.
C'mon man, don't be so hard on yourself. You can't help that your grandfather and grandmother were siblings.
Liberal

Hyden, KY

#3 Apr 25, 2013
Liberal wrote:
Inbreeding.
Generations upon generations of inbreeding has caused the entire indigenous population of southeastern KY to slowly revert back to neanderthal man. Look at your foreheads. It shows, seriously.
My forehead is the perfect specimen of foreheadedness. Many men have splooged on my "Paris Hilton" like forehead. At times, men like to come at me upside down that way there balls can grace the pleasantly soft surface of my forehead. My forehead can speak three languages. My forehead is the US ambassador to Pakistan. My forehead marched during the civil rights movement. My forehead can build dog houses. My forehead can solve radical equations. My forehead is a chic magnet, but my forehead is more comfortable around foreskin. And last but not least, my forehead has reached the cover of Gay Man Monthly for times.
lolol

London, KY

#4 Apr 25, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>My forehead is the perfect specimen of foreheadedness. Many men have splooged on my "Paris Hilton" like forehead. At times, men like to come at me upside down that way there balls can grace the pleasantly soft surface of my forehead. My forehead can speak three languages. My forehead is the US ambassador to Pakistan. My forehead marched during the civil rights movement. My forehead can build dog houses. My forehead can solve radical equations. My forehead is a chic magnet, but my forehead is more comfortable around foreskin. And last but not least, my forehead has reached the cover of Gay Man Monthly for times.
I lost it at "My forehead can speak three languages." Almost choked on my water, actually. Funny sh*t.
Oh, and stop being such an a*shole. Peace.
KnuckleDragger

United States

#5 Apr 25, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>My forehead is the perfect specimen of foreheadedness. Many men have splooged on my "Paris Hilton" like forehead. At times, men like to come at me upside down that way there balls can grace the pleasantly soft surface of my forehead. My forehead can speak three languages. My forehead is the US ambassador to Pakistan. My forehead marched during the civil rights movement. My forehead can build dog houses. My forehead can solve radical equations. My forehead is a chic magnet, but my forehead is more comfortable around foreskin. And last but not least, my forehead has reached the cover of Gay Man Monthly for times.
Your forehead is full of shit!
Richard Dawkins

Hazard, KY

#6 Apr 26, 2013
I wonder how many people read this thread & looked in the mirror at their forehead.
Liberal

Manchester, KY

#7 Apr 26, 2013
Richard Dawkins wrote:
I wonder how many people read this thread & looked in the mirror at their forehead.
Most likely 98% of the sloped forehead, cave man looking inhabitants of hazard.
The lazy, paunch bellied men are almost as ugly as the gap toothed, stringy haired, women.
Hound
#8 Apr 26, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>Most likely 98% of the sloped forehead, cave man looking inhabitants of hazard.
The lazy, paunch bellied men are almost as ugly as the gap toothed, stringy haired, women.
Honey I would like to see a picture of what you really look like. My guess is that your a middle aged gay man, weighing about 300 to 350 pounds! You apparently think very low of your looks, thats why bashing other people turns you on. Yeah we know your type! Now Carry On, I have had my say!
Liberal

Hyden, KY

#9 Apr 26, 2013
Hound wrote:
<quoted text> Honey I would like to see a picture of what you really look like. My guess is that your a middle aged gay man, weighing about 300 to 350 pounds! You apparently think very low of your looks, thats why bashing other people turns you on. Yeah we know your type! Now Carry On, I have had my say!
Truly, do you know me? Have we met? Do you like largeer men? Do you have a job? Can u support me? II'm single, would love to meet you.
Eastern Kentuckian

Hyden, KY

#10 Apr 26, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>Most likely 98% of the sloped forehead, cave man looking inhabitants of hazard.
The lazy, paunch bellied men are almost as ugly as the gap toothed, stringy haired, women.
aaaahhhhhaaahhhaaahhhaahhhahah ahahahahaahaahh. Your some peice of trash who got ran out of hazard. RMFAO!!!!! You puss. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , did noone here like the baby? Mama's lil man get picked on by the mean ol rednecks? You are such a puss. RMFAO.
Candy Kisses

Mount Vernon, KY

#11 Apr 26, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>My forehead is the perfect specimen of foreheadedness. Many men have splooged on my "Paris Hilton" like forehead. At times, men like to come at me upside down that way there balls can grace the pleasantly soft surface of my forehead. My forehead can speak three languages. My forehead is the US ambassador to Pakistan. My forehead marched during the civil rights movement. My forehead can build dog houses. My forehead can solve radical equations. My forehead is a chic magnet, but my forehead is more comfortable around foreskin. And last but not least, my forehead has reached the cover of Gay Man Monthly for times.
WOW..you sound so sexy! Maybe we should meet, cause I weigh about 500lbs, have 1 eye in the middle of my IMAX size forehead, and oh yes..my boobs are on my back! Whatcha think?
Liberal

Hyden, KY

#12 Apr 26, 2013
Candy Kisses wrote:
<quoted text>
WOW..you sound so sexy! Maybe we should meet, cause I weigh about 500lbs, have 1 eye in the middle of my IMAX size forehead, and oh yes..my boobs are on my back! Whatcha think?
will you take me as I am. I need someone to support me. I do get a monthly check and some stamps, but I want to feel stable. Also, is it OK to bring another man into the bedroom? Are you afraid to strap one in and dominate me?
Long Luke

Hazard, KY

#13 Apr 26, 2013
Fail troll.
Liberal

Manchester, KY

#14 Apr 26, 2013
Take a moment and reflect on the general appearance of the average hillbilly. Notice the rounded, sloping forehead, the puzzled, head scratching, idiot (mouth half open) look on its face. Then take a peek at some renderings depicting neanderthal man.
Then try to deny the uncanny resemblance between the two.

Hillbillies- men and women alike- even seem to be genetically predisposed to grow those ridicules looking goatees.....

I think that I may have discovered a whole subculture of neanderthal, hidden in plain sight, right here in eastern Ky.

Oh how I hate this wretched place, it is filled with the most brutish, uncouth, unlearned, nose picking, scoal spitting people known to mankind.

You people truly suck. I dont see why the rest of the country bothers to keep you funded, you certainly aren't worth the trouble that the rest of us go through to keep you fed and housed.
Liberal

Manchester, KY

#15 Apr 26, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>will you take me as I am. I need someone to support me. I do get a monthly check and some stamps, but I want to feel stable. Also, is it OK to bring another man into the bedroom? Are you afraid to strap one in and dominate me?
Your knuckle dragging mentality has been displayed and duly noted. You can go off somewhere and smoke your meth now......

Yet another genetic drawback with the smell of poor white trash emanating from its pores. Devoid of conscious thought, concerned only with fulfilling its most basic, instinctual urges.

moron.
Long Luke

Hazard, KY

#16 Apr 26, 2013
You're boring. Do something else.
KnuckleDragger

United States

#17 Apr 26, 2013
Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>Your knuckle dragging mentality has been displayed and duly noted. You can go off somewhere and smoke your meth now......
Yet another genetic drawback with the smell of poor white trash emanating from its pores. Devoid of conscious thought, concerned only with fulfilling its most basic, instinctual urges.
moron.
The majority of people who make it a point to put down us knuckle dragging, big foreheaded hillbilly rednecks are trying to distance themselves from their ancestors. Your parents are probably...2nd cousins? Maybe even closer. I've heard that causes anal retentiveness in their offspring. Close?
KnuckleDragger

United States

#18 Apr 26, 2013
And by the way, Liberal, your name is about the equivalent of seeing RedFeatherFan on a post. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Hound
#19 Apr 26, 2013
If we Hillbillies disgust you so much, why do you keep coming to this forum and spewing you're hate? Go away and never look back; I don't think you will be able to do that though. So Carry On while we all laugh at the nasty ignorant Liberal, who has no life. Remember to Smile!
Liberal

Manchester, KY

#20 Apr 27, 2013
:) I have just went through some major surgeries. I am happy to announce that I am enjoying a speedy recovery, and will no longer have the time to spread the truth on this elementary(at best)level literary playground you red necks call topix.

I will be returning to work Monday, to join in once more with the rest of the workforce. Thus we shall continue to collectively feed your children, pay for their education, feed you, house you and so so much more....through the entitlement programs that could have worked....if not for people like you...that take advantage of our hard work, then you teach the skill to your children! Generations upon generations of hillbillies have stagnated any progress in this area. Indeed, you people have made a shambles of this entire area while somehow managing to reverse the evolution of mankind within your culture back to an earlier, more primitive state. I speak only the truth.

So carry on ingrates.

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