Fight - Godzilla vs. Jesus

Fight - Godzilla vs. Jesus

Created by which one wins on Jul 4, 2011

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#1 Jul 4, 2011
Godzilla, hands down
anti-sentiment

Houston, AR

#2 Jul 4, 2011
Anti-theist wrote:
Godzilla, hands down
you're such a punk that should have ran down the crack of your mothers arse with the rest of your daddy's pud. everybody knows godzilla ain't got no hands.

Since: Jun 11

Ann Arbor

#3 Jul 4, 2011
Jesus was a big pansy who was against fighting. Godzilla would murder that dude!.........again!
hillbully

London, KY

#4 Jul 4, 2011
Jesus would beat the HELL OUT OF GODZILLA !!!

Since: Apr 10

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#5 Jul 4, 2011
Godzilla doesn't need "hands," numb-nuts. He can just step on Jeebus or melt his face with his nuclear breath.
anti-sentiment wrote:
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you're such a punk that should have ran down the crack of your mothers arse with the rest of your daddy's pud. everybody knows godzilla ain't got no hands.
Hmm

Somerset, KY

#6 Jul 5, 2011
What kind of a fight?
My Choice

Norman, AR

#7 Jul 23, 2011
JESUS !!!

Since: May 11

London, KY

#8 Jul 23, 2011
It's a disgrace that someone would actually put this on here!

I love Jesus!

He would win 4 sure!

Since: Jun 11

Ann Arbor

#9 Aug 1, 2011
La La Loooo wrote:
It's a disgrace that someone would actually put this on here!

I love Jesus!

He would win 4 sure!
You should take yourself more seriously.

Really, get a sense of humor.

Since: May 11

London, KY

#11 Aug 2, 2011
msmif wrote:
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You should take yourself more seriously.
Really, get a sense of humor.
My Jesus is stronger than anything!
Bertram

Harold, KY

#12 Aug 2, 2011
Jesus would turn Godzilla into one of those blue-tailed lizards, then smite it with his heel.

Jesus Wins.

Flawless Victory.
rrr

London, KY

#13 Aug 3, 2011
Whoever put this on here will burn in hell for sure!!! Better read your bible.

Since: Jun 11

Ann Arbor

#14 Aug 4, 2011
What is with all these people?
This post was not meant to be taken seriously, it is religious satire. My god, is everyone here totally brainwashed by the bible. Get off your knees, wipe your mouth off, grow a pair, and read some nonfiction for once. Or just read period. I bet you almost none of those who tell people to read their bible have actually read it themselves. Get off that patronizing bullshit already. Humor is a sign off intelligence and so far I haven't read much humor from any of you brain dead mouth-breathers.

Crack-Rabbit

“Lights Keep Coal Miners Busy..”

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#15 Aug 4, 2011
Imagine If That Godziller Feller and Jesus Had switched Bodies....Imagine the Chaos On Calvary...when All Them Romans Was a Trying To Nail That Big Lizards ass To The Cross....
uhgg

Chavies, KY

#16 Aug 4, 2011
Crack-Rabbit wrote:
Imagine If That Godziller Feller and Jesus Had switched Bodies....Imagine the Chaos On Calvary...when All Them Romans Was a Trying To Nail That Big Lizards ass To The Cross....
Dude, I seriously wished you would shut up..
You make us look more retarded and dumb than we already are..

Crack-Rabbit

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#17 Aug 4, 2011
uhgg wrote:
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Dude, I seriously wished you would shut up..
You make us look more retarded and dumb than we already are..
Well....I seriously Wish You would Stop Wishing For Me To Shut Up....And Don't Be a Trying To Blame Your Retardedness On Me....

Shouldn't You Be a Fighting a Chicken Somewhere???...Instead Of a Rabbit???...You Big Bully!!!....I'll Pray For You....But I'm Gonna Pray To Godziller....And I'm Gonna Do It....Just For {You}....
Candy

Somerset, KY

#18 Aug 4, 2011
Jesus would stomp a mud hole in Godzilla's fat azz.
Almost Angelic

Morrisville, MO

#19 Aug 5, 2011
My money is on Jesus. Jesus is the man.
Ace

Somerset, KY

#20 Aug 5, 2011
Neither of them could take Spiderman.

Crack-Rabbit

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#22 Aug 6, 2011
Candy wrote:
Jesus would stomp a mud hole in Godzilla's fat azz.
Ain't It The Truth!!!!....Jesus Would Stomp a Mud hole In Godzillers ass....Let It Fill Up With Water...And Then He would Walk On The Water!!!...

Jesus Is The Man!!!....That Godziller is Just a Grumpy Ole Lizard With Bad Breath...???....Hey You Know What???...That Godziller Might be My Ex Mother-n-Law...

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