when do girls fart???????????

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Mr Hankie

Jackson, KY

#1 Mar 5, 2011
i know women fart.so when and were do they go..lol
ron

Sheridan, AR

#2 Mar 5, 2011
FAT WOMEN HAVE NO REASON FAT WOMEN HAVE NO REASON FAT WOMEN HAVE NO REASON TO LIVEEEEE CMON MR HANKIE SING IT WITH ME
WHAT THE HELL

Manchester, KY

#3 Mar 5, 2011
Why do you want to know? YOU are a strange person worring about when girls fart!:/ LMAO
Mr Hankie

Jackson, KY

#4 Mar 5, 2011
see right there you didnt answer my questian you pushed away the truth...and the truth is you fart.
Mr Hankie

Jackson, KY

#5 Mar 5, 2011
ladies this is a seriase webpol tell us the dark truth about female stankers,the anal burp.does it stink as bad as guys, does it sound like a air horn or does it fizzel,or is it random sounds and stank?(THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE)
hmm

Manchester, KY

#6 Mar 5, 2011
Of course girls fart who dont lol why do you want to know???Do you really have so much time on your hands that you have to start a topic on girl farts LMAO
allison

Greenbrier, AR

#9 Mar 5, 2011
i fart whenever i need to fart loud or not and usually make ya eyes water!
girl

Crossett, AR

#10 Mar 5, 2011
Well The last time I farted was 5:25pm about five minutes ago while sitting here at my computer. It wasn't very loud, It had a woodsy odor. It did make a louder sound than usual because it echoed off the wooden chair Im sitting on. HEHEHEHEH I crack myself up.
Mr Hankie

Jackson, KY

#11 Mar 6, 2011
well at least we are getting somewhere.but what if you women are with a group of girls and guys and you got to do an anal burp what then? do you slowly relax your checks and hope it comes out quitly or do you squezz it off and try to pertend it was someone else? what is the dark stinky truth behind the female fart? who,who i say has the answear?we all know guys will fart anywere except in front of the girl he has an interest in or atleast untill they have sex the first time and after that you should expect some farting.
Stinky

London, KY

#12 Mar 6, 2011
I cut the mustard whenever a pain strikes me. Don;t matter if it's in front of a bunch of women or guys, I just let it rip. Sometimes they stink, other times they smell like wild flowers. I notice they smell worst during my menstural cycle.

“WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE HONEST?”

Since: Mar 11

perry county Kentucky

#13 Mar 6, 2011
now that is the truth...good for you stinky...nasty as hell,but never the less..the facts..women do fart.so stinky what does everyone say when you let that toxic stinker..are they grossed out or do they laugh? i know of one time (of many farts.)i farted and i pooped myself a little but knowone laughed,i think i grossed them out a little..after saying i pooped a little.well stank,thanks for your honesty but i need more facts from other women..get back with me stank.
LOL

Manchester, KY

#14 Mar 6, 2011
STFU you are a disgusting pig that needs to get a life i seen this and was ashamed that girls got on here and talked about there farts and what was worse it that this was an actual topic that someone created!!!REALLY ARE U THAT BORED!!!
GET A DAMN LIFE!!!!
Ouch

Sheridan, AR

#15 Mar 6, 2011
LMFAO..now this topic cracks me the hell up! We can always use a good laugh!
Kel-tech P32

Statesboro, GA

#16 Mar 6, 2011
If she is a lady you will never know and if he is a gentleman you with never know either...This type of uncivilized behavior is left to the degenerate,the base, and the crude people that have no couth.
I FART

Sheridan, AR

#17 Mar 6, 2011
I fart with I need to. If I am in public I try to go to a part of the store where there is no one. But if I am in my home, I just let them go and say, excuse me I farted. If I am with a man and he is sleeping in the bed with me and I know he is really asleep then I spread my ass cheeks and let them come out slowly this way it doesnt make any sound, just the smell. I do know one thing if I have to hold it in, it sure does make my belly hurt. So Mr. Hankie if you must know if women fart and where they fart let me tell you. We fart pretty must as a man does, we just arent as excited to let it be known as you men do. I think this sums up this posting, so lets move on to a new one.

“WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE HONEST?”

Since: Mar 11

perry county Kentucky

#18 Mar 6, 2011
see, when you dig for the truth from a women they get all worked up..lol..she is afriad that everyone mite know she farts..and that madam,is the secret im looking for..and you say that you were ashamed of the women that got on here..well i say to you,you mam were in here too.you are shamful!GOOD DAY TO YOU!
Dear Mr Hankie

Sheridan, AR

#19 Mar 6, 2011
Tell me something. Where and when do you fart...
silent but deadly

Hazard, KY

#20 Mar 6, 2011
When a mans head is under the covers i let it rip!!LOL..

“WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE HONEST?”

Since: Mar 11

perry county Kentucky

#21 Mar 6, 2011
very nice,miss(i fart)very truthful.well (dear mr hankie)im a man where do you think i fart..when ever and where ever..and yes i do like to share the news.hey (silent but deadly)that is just sick..lol well fans let me tell ya..guys dont like heiring a women fart dering sex,its too close to a poot..and belive me its no picnic when a women farts dering sex and poops a little on ya..its very unplesant.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#22 Mar 6, 2011
Idon't think its a matter of when do girls fart...I think its a matter of when the FART wants to escape out into the atmosphere..choosing enclosed spaces getting smaller with the amount of pure eyeball watering stink combined with how many captives it can gas.....

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