Who do you support for U.S. Senate in...
seriously

Houston, MO

#80501 Apr 17, 2013
<<<< slapping Dan around trying to get him to wake up and get caught up with the conversation since he has fallen behind. LMAO
seriously

Houston, MO

#80502 Apr 17, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Give him a bit of time. He is frantically try to Google an answer.
If you look back 3-4 minutes before you posted this I already answered. MAN YOU ARE SLOW! I don't have to Google for I have my own thoughts unlike you relying on Google and Wikipedia for anything you have to say. Poor little Dan has fallen behind and can't get caught back up. Next time Dan I will type slower, bigger and in color if it will help you keep up. LMAO

“It is what it is”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#80503 Apr 17, 2013
Wait for it,,,,, wait for it,,,,, KABAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!! I call that a win for Harvey or wait maybe Norton!!!! LMFAO bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“Do not bend, fold, staple or”

Since: Jan 11

mutilate. Point down range.

#80504 Apr 17, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
The Ark was a rest on a mountain. Common sense would tell anyone just because mountain tops appeared does not mean the lower earth is not flooded and livable. He was waiting on the lower earth that has trees and growth to be free of flood waters, which most all animals need to survive. Next Question?
You don't get the next question until you answer the present question. You haven't done that any reasonable satisfaction. That "next question" subterfuge may work with the boys at local bar, but with those of us in the educated crowd, it glares as the obvious dodge that it is.

It says the ark rested on the mountains of Ararat. Then it states that about three months later the mountain tops were visible. Then the raven was sent forth and did not return. Are you following so far? I am trying not to make this too complicated for you. Noah then sent forth a dove which was second in the sequence following the raven which was first. You see that means the dove was sent out at a time after the raven was sent out. This dove returned because it could find no place to land. That means that everything was still under the water according to the words as they are read. Here is the text.

9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.

Now if the raven didn't come back and the mountain tops were quoted as visible before the raven was sent out, then how is it that this subsequent verse (that means the verse that follows the one I am referring to) says that waters were on the face of the whole earth. The logical and reasonable conclusion is that the waters rebounded and covered everything back up. In any event your initial answer about God never flooding the earth again is still wrong.

Not doing to well on these simple things are you.

If I sound like I don't have any respect for you at all, it is only because I don't.

“Do not bend, fold, staple or”

Since: Jan 11

mutilate. Point down range.

#80505 Apr 17, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
If you look back 3-4 minutes before you posted this I already answered. MAN YOU ARE SLOW! I don't have to Google for I have my own thoughts unlike you relying on Google and Wikipedia for anything you have to say. Poor little Dan has fallen behind and can't get caught back up. Next time Dan I will type slower, bigger and in color if it will help you keep up. LMAO
Wow, you are desperate to find any thing to ridicule me about now aren't you. Even to the point of making something out of nothing.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't have kicked his ass without the support of seriously. His complete stupidity was instrumental to my success. It is people like him that make my work seem effortless. Well, in all fairness, it was effortless.

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80506 Apr 17, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
The Ark was a rest on a mountain. Common sense would tell anyone just because mountain tops appeared does not mean the lower earth is not flooded and livable. He was waiting on the lower earth that has trees and growth to be free of flood waters, which most all animals need to survive. Next Question?
Yup yup how fast do trees and plants grow under a gazillion tons of water?

“Do not bend, fold, staple or”

Since: Jan 11

mutilate. Point down range.

#80507 Apr 17, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok Dan, Oh I mean Poos. Thanks for clearing that up. LMAO
I love the smell of desperation in the breeze.
seriously

Houston, MO

#80508 Apr 17, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>You don't get the next question until you answer the present question. You haven't done that any reasonable satisfaction. That "next question" subterfuge may work with the boys at local bar, but with those of us in the educated crowd, it glares as the obvious dodge that it is.
It says the ark rested on the mountains of Ararat. Then it states that about three months later the mountain tops were visible. Then the raven was sent forth and did not return. Are you following so far? I am trying not to make this too complicated for you. Noah then sent forth a dove which was second in the sequence following the raven which was first. You see that means the dove was sent out at a time after the raven was sent out. This dove returned because it could find no place to land. That means that everything was still under the water according to the words as they are read. Here is the text.
9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.
Now if the raven didn't come back and the mountain tops were quoted as visible before the raven was sent out, then how is it that this subsequent verse (that means the verse that follows the one I am referring to) says that waters were on the face of the whole earth. The logical and reasonable conclusion is that the waters rebounded and covered everything back up. In any event your initial answer about God never flooding the earth again is still wrong.
Not doing to well on these simple things are you.
If I sound like I don't have any respect for you at all, it is only because I don't.
It is and was answered very simply. Mountains can not sustain much life for 90% of the worlds species need the lower earth of grassland and forests to survive. So even though the mountain tops were visible there was not enough of earth uncovered from the flood waters to sustain life. Thus they waited until the lower earth was flood free, thus letting the trees bloom, which then the dove grabs a leaf and took it back letting Noah know that the lower earth was flood free and ready to support life again. What about that is hard to understand? DUH!!!!! LMAO
seriously

Houston, MO

#80509 Apr 17, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
Yup yup how fast do trees and plants grow under a gazillion tons of water?
You ever went scuba diving? I doubt that you have or you would know there is a vast majority of plants that live under the ocean waters. You should go sometime it is amazing.

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80510 Apr 17, 2013
DFS ..... seriously thanks...

I get it! I wasn't lowering the bar enough ....
seriously

Houston, MO

#80511 Apr 17, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Wow, you are desperate to find any thing to ridicule me about now aren't you. Even to the point of making something out of nothing.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't have kicked his ass without the support of seriously. His complete stupidity was instrumental to my success. It is people like him that make my work seem effortless. Well, in all fairness, it was effortless.
Wasn't ridiculing you. Just pointing out you are slow and behind. Trying to help you get caught up. LMAO

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80512 Apr 17, 2013
It doesn't say God sprinkled the earth with Miracle Grow...
seriously

Houston, MO

#80513 Apr 17, 2013
Well you all it is time for me to get out of this hotel room and head down to the casino here at the tri-state casino (that would be the Downstream South-west of Joplin for it's hotel is in Missouri, the parking lot in Kansas and the casino in Oklahoma, thus called the tri-state casino). Anyways all the get rich quick gamblers and losers have all went broke and have left. Time for some real and fun gambling. Cheers!!!!!!!!!!

“this is a dark ride”

Since: Aug 10

Earth

#80514 Apr 17, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
You ever went scuba diving? I doubt that you have or you would know there is a vast majority of plants that live under the ocean waters. You should go sometime it is amazing.
Mount Ararat is 16,854 feet above sea level, a long distance above were seaweed would survive. How deep do scuba divers go? How long do doves fly? Save your sarcasm for chumps..you're slinging bogus explanations to deny the sequence of events is illogical to anything short of a miracle. Sure God COULD do it .....but I see no mention of it.
seriously

Houston, MO

#80515 Apr 17, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
Mount Ararat is 16,854 feet above sea level, a long distance above were seaweed would survive. How deep do scuba divers go? How long do doves fly? Save your sarcasm for chumps..you're slinging bogus explanations to deny the sequence of events is illogical to anything short of a miracle. Sure God COULD do it .....but I see no mention of it.
DUH you are truly stupid. You asked something about what trees and plants grow under a gazillion tons of water?

SO I answered with "You ever went scuba diving? I doubt that you have or you would know there is a vast majority of plants that live under the ocean waters. You should go sometime it is amazing."

At no time did I or anyone say there was seaweed on the mountains. This was such a stupid post I had to answer it. LMFAO
Guest

Gulfport, MS

#80516 Apr 18, 2013
Mommy!

“Do not bend, fold, staple or”

Since: Jan 11

mutilate. Point down range.

#80517 Apr 18, 2013
Poos ur daddy wrote:
<quoted text>
Mount Ararat is 16,854 feet above sea level, a long distance above were seaweed would survive. How deep do scuba divers go? How long do doves fly? Save your sarcasm for chumps..you're slinging bogus explanations to deny the sequence of events is illogical to anything short of a miracle. Sure God COULD do it .....but I see no mention of it.
Poos it is clear from your question that you were asking what plants including trees could survive under all that water for so long and the answers is likely none. The pressure alone would be enough to destroy most flowering plants and that doesn't take into consideration the total lack of sunlight at the bottom of this global ocean. Even if you consider marine plants of which there really is not that great a diversity, they would have been destroyed by silt and I wouldn't expect marine plants to be exposed and available for birds to land on anyway. A further fact I think you have been trying guide others too is that birds don't need to land in a tree to land. Anyone that has ever seen pigeons could tell you that, but here others have missed it. All the answers by others have been off point or outright wrong.

According to the text the land was exposed, then it wasn't and then it was. A very good example of another point where the Bible contradicts itself.
Guestzero

United States

#80518 Apr 18, 2013
Its funny none of the Christians ever answered any of my questions. Oh well I thought after 12+ hours and 100+ comments they would at least answered one.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80519 Apr 18, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>I like how he is trying to hide his vulgarity by making an attempt to say it is your fault if you are seeing vulgarity in his posts. Not a very good job of passing blame either, but typical of what I have seen of him. His ego is huge, but it is so terribly fragile.
The initial post by "seriously" had 5 examples of vulgarity in it. He attempted to pull a "shrewd one" by saying that at no time did he use the WORD "vulgarity"!

That shows how desperate "seriously" has become. Of course, we have seen him even more desperate upon many occasions.(He is still amusing, and I hope he sticks around. Of course, that is a given, although he may "morph" into one of his other aliases in a futile attempt to get some "cover.")

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#80520 Apr 18, 2013
Gun Grabbing Commies wrote:
<quoted text>
If water boarding is torture, what about obama's Kill List?
Exposed: Leaked Obama Memo Shows Assassination of U.S. Citizens "Has No Geographic Limit" http://www.democracynow.org/2013/2/5/kill_lis...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hkjh3AKMlj0/UW4Y_Dc...
Assuming there is a "Kill List," you can be assured that US names on it represent citizens who have demonstrably done terrorist acts against the US.

Have they been tried in a court of law? No.
Do they deserve to be on the "Kill List"? Yes.
Are they traitors to the US? Yes.
Are they terrorists doing terrorist acts against the US? Yes.
Are they being tortured? No.

If the president were George W. Bush, you would be ecstatically happy about the "Kill List." Everything with you is political, and has nothing to do with justice.

Relax, and just consider this to be part of the US war on terror.

(You never got upset about the 100,000 Iraqis who died in Bush's illegal, immoral, unjustified war on Iraq -- or about the near-5,000 US soldiers killed or grievously wounded -- both mentally as well as physically.)

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