My Encounter With Elvis 1956

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UnderageDrinker

Cape Girardeau, MO

#1 Feb 5, 2013
Me and a friend of mine named "POOD", dont know what his real name was, Went out one Saturday night. I was a few years underage but Pood was 21 and could buy liquor. He did and we proceeded to get drunk on our Butts! About 1 AM I was staggering drunk and needed to Drain the Train. So I stumbled into the Bathroom at Guins, On the corner of 61 across from The Idle Hour. At that time they didnt have individual urinals, it was just one long trough long enough for about 3 people. I was damn near falling down drunk and Fell into the bathroom where two fellows was already at the trough. I fell in between them when I realized on my left was The city night cop. Me being smart like I was back then knew he was gonna arrest me if He knew I was drunk. So I turned to my Right real fast and had already started draining. It went all over the guy to my right's Shoes. Now this fellow Got about as Mad as you could get over me doing that to his shoes. Now I didnt want to make a scene in front of the cop but he had already broke down laughing his Butt off. As the guy was telling me a head full, I realized who it was, Elvis himself. Didnt get to say much cause he was mad and he was still Cussing when he left. The cop left me in the Bathroom still laughing as he left. Pood came in looking for me and to help me get back to the car. He said to me man that guy looked just like Elvis Presley and I said yea it was him and he sure mad at me and I told him my story. We laughed for days over that. My encounter with Elvis!

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