'Jaws of life' stolen from Ala. fire department

HIGHLAND HOME, Ala. (AP) -- Highland Home's volunteer firefighters are trying to figure out why anyone would want to steal the "jaws of life." The $12,000 equipment, which is used to rescue people trapped inside vehicles after car wrecks, ...

[barracuda]

?huh?

[abeetz]

Check out Bernie Madoff's place!

[Pesadilla]

It's on the way to Mexico.

[barracuda]

Pesadilla wrote:

It's on the way to Mexico.

I hope he takes a detour through prison.

[yoda55]

They must need it to help them in some meth lab somewhere.

Kiss it goodbye

[Shadowfax]

Somebody probably just needed to open some electronic gizmo that comes sealed in those hard plastic cases.

They can be a real b*tch to open

[barracuda]

Shadowfax wrote:

Somebody probably just needed to open some electronic gizmo that comes sealed in those hard plastic cases.
They can be a real b*tch to open

lol

[Sandeedee]

I wondering if the person who stole it is getting married to a 40 year old virgin and needed the jaws of life to get in her pants on their honeymoon!!

[barracuda]

Sandeedee wrote:

I wondering if the person who stole it is getting married to a 40 year old virgin and needed the jaws of life to get in her pants on their honeymoon!!

lol no it's to open their beer.

[Charles P]

They are gathering equipment for a major theft or other crime. That is the only reason for such a crime.

[barracuda]

Charles P wrote:

They are gathering equipment for a major theft or other crime. That is the only reason for such a crime.

You are probably right. Opening a safe?

[DAISY]

Sandeedee wrote:

I wondering if the person who stole it is getting married to a 40 year old virgin and needed the jaws of life to get in her pants on their honeymoon!!

My friend recently attended the wedding of two never-before-married fortysomethings. At the end of the ceremony the groom lifted his bride's veil and gave her a peck on the forehead. Your comment made me think of that!

[maybe]

i hope not my son lives in aladam bama.

[Pesadilla]

barracuda wrote:

<quoted text> I hope he takes a detour through prison.

When I lived in San Diago we would go to TJ. you should see all the stuff that's stolen here in the USA being taken over there. this was in the late 80's early 90's when I was there. Hopefully homeland security has stopped it.

[Pixie_Vampyress]

Shadowfax wrote:

Somebody probably just needed to open some electronic gizmo that comes sealed in those hard plastic cases.
They can be a real b*tch to open

Here is some irony, I bought something that helps open those damn packages, and I needed IT to get it out of the thing it was in!!!!

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