Heeeeyyy. wait a sec.<quoted text>You can't lie about the Great Taste of the Big Mac. America's Favorite Sandwich.
"Twoallbeefpattiesspecial saucelettucecheesepicklesonion sonasesameseedbun"
What's in that special sauce that you so conveniently buried near, but not at the beginning, with a bunch of other stuff after?
I bet it's a coca plant derivative from America friendly nations like FARC. Or opium from Afghanistan.
But that's just crazy talk.
It's just cheaper to use meth made here in America.