Conn. officials may destroy vicious chickens

A Connecticut agriculture official say the hundreds of chickens and roosters seized from a Harwinton home are vicious and aggressive and will likely be killed.

[Samantha]

They're not vicious. they've just got cluck!

[Col Sanders]

Can't they be fried?

[karen]

how about distroying the ones that were fighting the chickens and roosters

[Instead]

How about Connecticut officials destroying those two scummbags that attacked the guy in the wheelchair in the other story?

We can feed them a chicken dinner right before we execute.

[Nemesys]

Rumor has it that Stew Leonards is buying the killer chickens for its petting zoo.

[yeah]

what did the chicken say to the other chicken?

'cluck did you say?'

HAHAHA

[yeah]

No chickens were harmed in the writing of this story...

[Number2Guy]

I think you have a typo - you don't mean vicious - you mean delicious!

[wow]

how about donating the meat to a soup kitchen? not much meat on a fighting bird, but its still food.

[Benjamin Knigge]

Couldn't we just eat them?

[yeah]

There are 2 chickens in a bar. one chicken askes the other chicken,'what came first, the chicken or the egg?'
the other chicken says,'neither. It was the prudue man.'

[mhy]

their is nothing worse then an aggressive cock

[yeah]

more chicken jokes....

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls...

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !

[yeah]

another one...

What do chickens grow on ?
Eggplants !

[yeah]

and another one..

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket !

HAHAHHAHAA

[Damon Runyan]

The Chickens were of a "Limited Edition".

They were only laid once!

Not any cock'll do

[Taste Like Chicken - Rell]

Why not a special dinner in place of crow for Rell tax plan to the rich and big business.
Charge $100.00 plate and pave one pothle without increasing the gas tax.
Pay for 1 hour of work on RT 7. Real work without having three guys hold shovels looking into hole

[Crazy Phil]

President Bush was so dumb, he never knew they used chickens for cockfighting. He thought they used real...

[Anton Lavey]

yeah wrote:

what did the chicken say to the other chicken?
'cluck did you say?'
HAHAHA

He also said "what the CLUCK you lookin' at?'

[cybrbri]

Killing these birds would be murder...
Murder most fowl.