All that just to get your little soldier wet? You should join us in the 21st century and just tweet her a picture of your junk.
A couple of weeks ago my lady took a road trip with our daughter's family to New Orleans. She watched them for a while one night, sitting silently, fingers flying on their respective phones. She asked who they were talking to and they told her each other...they didn't want to disturb her or wake the baby.
How are them young parents going to populate Florida... and the North Hemisphere.... if all they do is finger the phones..??
We are about to be defeated by the Third World ... not because they are the righteous, but because the majority of them don't know how to read and write..