Police Pinch Man For Lobster Theft

Full story: Hartford Courant

An 80-year-old man was arrested Friday for allegedly shoplifting two lobsters. Police said Kosrof Kerkian, 80, had the lobsters in a bag and briefly waited in the checkout line at Shaw's Supermarket before walking out of the store.

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#63
Jun 1, 2009
 
Holy Sh!t !!!!! Call the FBI, call out the National Guard, call America's Most Wanted, call Dateline NBC. This man is a menace to society and is extremely dangerous. It probably took 50 cops all dressed from head to toe in riot gear and an entire SWAT team to arrest him. Gimme a F***KIN' break, West Hartford PD.

All cops in CT. are real lazy, smug, pompous, arrogant, self-righteous ass holes that act like they're better than everyone else. There are so many dishonest cops in this state. What a crock of sh!t this story is. Shame on everyone involved in this case.
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#64
Jun 1, 2009
 
Lisa wrote:
Why can't the police pursue drug dealers and burglars with the same enthusiasm as an eighty year old man with two lobsters?
Why ? Because deep down inside, all cops are gutless, spineless, yellow cowards. They know that it is so much easier to arrest a feeble minded, old man that shoplifts than to go after a real dangerous criminal like a drug dealer, rapist, serial killer, arsonist, etc. The cops that arrested this man must be sooooooo proud of themselves right now. Great job, WHPD. You guys all deserve medals for bravery and heroism. It took a lot of guts to do what you did. Just goes to prove what a bunch of cowards and pussies most cops really are.
Chris Dodd

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#65
Jun 1, 2009
 
I should be arrested for what I have had the b a l l s to do the last 30 years.

Setting my wife, Jackie, up on high-paying board jobs was wrong...but nobody is going to say anything to King Dodd!

Now that I have Chairman Obama in my ads, nobody can stop me!

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#66
Jun 1, 2009
 
First of all..I want to know if this guy just reached in and grabbed Lenny & LouLou the lobsters, because if he did, it could just be the fisherman in him that made him do it. I believe that is an acceptable defense. I am sure he will get off with a Lobster bib , and hot drawn butter !!!
Chris Dodd

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#67
Jun 1, 2009
 
Let them eat lobster!

Paid for by the Chris Dodd 2010 re-election committee...Hartford Courant treasurer!

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Royal Palm Beach, Fla

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#68
Jun 1, 2009
 
Chris Dodd wrote:
Let them eat lobster!
Paid for by the Chris Dodd 2010 re-election committee...Hartford Courant treasurer!
Hell, why not.. let the average guy have a taste of life for a change !!! Boil that lobster and ching ching your budweiser cans together, and say "thank you Connecticut", you have made my dreams come true !!!
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Jun 2, 2009
 
Pasquale Daly wrote:
You want some damn good meat, and at a bargain..shop at Bogner's !!!
Come now.......with that said, his boyfriend splattered him with his special "Cottage Cheese". As they played Leap Frog, enjoying the head to head contact, it dawned on Pasquale to put a lobster in someone's mailbox and blow it up. Especially a senior citizen in case they have to run. Oh, these kids today.

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Jun 2, 2009
 
Hammerhead wrote:
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Come now.......with that said, his boyfriend splattered him with his special "Cottage Cheese". As they played Leap Frog, enjoying the head to head contact, it dawned on Pasquale to put a lobster in someone's mailbox and blow it up. Especially a senior citizen in case they have to run. Oh, these kids today.
Hammerhead, sounds like you have a deep interest in my sex life.... by the way, where does "hammerhead" come from,,, sounds so , provacative !!! and that cottage cheese comment, that is very gosh !!!! brush up on your skills for being classy !!!
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#72
Jun 2, 2009
 
Hammerhead? That's because I head butt flamers who think Lobsters are baby lobs. I also head butt people who make strange requests to butter my corn or to use their corn popper.

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Jun 2, 2009
 
Hammerhead wrote:
Hammerhead? That's because I head butt flamers who think Lobsters are baby lobs. I also head butt people who make strange requests to butter my corn or to use their corn popper.
You mean your "niblet"..you are so apparently the owner of a little nub !!! All you insecure, little dweebs, you would think an alternative for your anger would have arisen by now, instead of attacks on fabulous people, as myself. Why don't you try and go real fast on your Big Wheel , into a cement wall !!! Don't get pist-off at the beautiful people that you had to go to the prom with your step-sister !!
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Jun 2, 2009
 
Pasquale Daly wrote:
<quoted text>You mean your "niblet"..you are so apparently the owner of a little nub !!! All you insecure, little dweebs, you would think an alternative for your anger would have arisen by now, instead of attacks on fabulous people, as myself. Why don't you try and go real fast on your Big Wheel , into a cement wall !!! Don't get pist-off at the beautiful people that you had to go to the prom with your step-sister !!
My niblet is not a lobster, so stop drooling.
Here's something for you...http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=79Jt4Q5ulEs&feature =related
Hammerhead

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Jun 2, 2009
 
Snow

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Dec 9, 2012
 
Poor guy probably had to use the bathroom and was tired after waiting on line at the deli just to get the lobster......or he could have just left it in the cart by accident. I am sure his picture is on the wall of sham, and he can't shop there anymore. Really horrible to have to go through....

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