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Well damn son, when DID you switch off from the Mad Dawg twenny twenny?? Now THAT'S some vintage shit!
Sheeit! Like anybody 'round these parts can afford themselves some M-D 20-20!
Heck that thar kid in the drive-thru liquor store kept on sayin' stuff like;
"Sir, I've got a perfectly good bottle of Jonnie Walker "Blue" label here. It's nearly two hundred dollars a bottle. It's yours if you'd like it..."
Sheeit! I dun said to him, "Boy, taint got no time to mess around with no high-class "liberal" hooch!
You dun give me my Thunderbird or I'm a gonna be ventilating your spleen there son!"