how to be a red neck

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cletis_mc_gufry

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Apr 27, 2013
 
I need some help with my townie persona. I graduated from stanford with a Phd in applied mathematics and now i find myself living in the wonderful town of Harrodsburg. I really like it here but i have trouble fitting in with the locals. How do I change my personality to suit the people of Hburg so I can be liked.
So far the only thing i have learned is not to use words with more than 8 letters.
I think a good thing would be for me to go camping with some of the natives and learn their colloquialisms through direct experience. I might even be up for some of the experimenting that I hear is popular among the inbred small town societies. Anyway contact me on facebook at stanfordhotie..
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Lebanon, KY

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May 7, 2013
 
cletis_mc_gufry wrote:
I need some help with my townie persona. I graduated from stanford with a Phd in applied mathematics and now i find myself living in the wonderful town of Harrodsburg. I really like it here but i have trouble fitting in with the locals. How do I change my personality to suit the people of Hburg so I can be liked.
So far the only thing i have learned is not to use words with more than 8 letters.
I think a good thing would be for me to go camping with some of the natives and learn their colloquialisms through direct experience. I might even be up for some of the experimenting that I hear is popular among the inbred small town societies. Anyway contact me on facebook at stanfordhotie..
Nice try, at least when you're trying to act smart please use proper grammar and English.
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May 7, 2013
 
The first thing ya need ta do iz cut the muffler off your car. Everyone will be convinced you are a nascar driver!
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Danville, KY

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May 7, 2013
 
cletis_mc_gufry wrote:
I need some help with my townie persona. I graduated from stanford with a Phd in applied mathematics and now i find myself living in the wonderful town of Harrodsburg. I really like it here but i have trouble fitting in with the locals. How do I change my personality to suit the people of Hburg so I can be liked.
So far the only thing i have learned is not to use words with more than 8 letters.
I think a good thing would be for me to go camping with some of the natives and learn their colloquialisms through direct experience. I might even be up for some of the experimenting that I hear is popular among the inbred small town societies. Anyway contact me on facebook at stanfordhotie..
First of all, I call bullshit on the Phd in applied mathematics from Stanford. Why the hell someone would move to Harrodsburg with that degree from that school is beyond me. Assuming it's true, that degree will never get put to use here. Also your close mindedness about "small town societies is sickening. I would expect better from someone so highly educated than to generalize the population as whole into a singular stereotype. And last, along with such an esteemed degree, I'm sure you have funds available to you to leave. Nobody likes you because you're an arrogant asshole, not that you don't "fit in". Please, do us all a favor, you and the "degree", get the fuck out!!
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Winchester, KY

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May 8, 2013
 
indeed wrote:
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First of all, I call bullshit on the Phd in applied mathematics from Stanford. Why the hell someone would move to Harrodsburg with that degree from that school is beyond me. Assuming it's true, that degree will never get put to use here. Also your close mindedness about "small town societies is sickening. I would expect better from someone so highly educated than to generalize the population as whole into a singular stereotype. And last, along with such an esteemed degree, I'm sure you have funds available to you to leave. Nobody likes you because you're an arrogant asshole, not that you don't "fit in". Please, do us all a favor, you and the "degree", get the fuck out!!
I am literally laughing so hard that I can barely type this. Do you really not have a sense of humor? I can't believe that someone would truely think that the original poster was being serious. I feel sorry for you.

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