Two elementary school pupils charged at assembly

While school officals were handing out awards at Southern Fulton Elementary School, two boys earned criminal citations from state police.

[seenalot]

If the boys have the "proper" last name, not much will happen. They are in "deep doo doo" if not.

[Effington]

Whoa... I'd be interesting in finding out what they did. It had to have been awful if criminal charges were filed. And I'm inclined to think they deserved it. I'm not speaking for all, and there are bigger problems in larger communities, but these small town kids sometimes don't recognize the consequences of some of their actions; and ignorance.

Anyone know what went down?

[Embedded Citizen]

Thier parents must be so proud.

[adidas]

Embedded Citizen wrote:

Thier parents must be so proud.

^^^^^^This is one of the dumbest comments thats made when a kid gets in trouble.
Yeah dip shitzel, I bet their parents are so proud there is a cake at home waiting their arrival.

FTW

[Ruby]

More "Kabuki show" reporting by the P.O.? It's another "something happened but we cannot tell you" story. Not releasing the names of minors is understandable, but not revealing what the charges are by the PSP is questionable.

[Effington]

Wow... you can say shitzel? I'll keep that in mind.

As for Ruby, I agree... what's the point is saying anything if you're not going to say... anything?

We want to know what happened and I think we deserve to. Of course the individuals involved probably couldn't be more obvious in a small town like that.

Again, it must have been pretty awful. If anything, maybe knowing what they did can help parents prevent this from happening to THEIR kids.

[Embedded Citizen]

Somebody needs a timeout.

adidas wrote:

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^^^^^^This is one of the dumbest comments thats made when a kid gets in trouble.
Yeah dip shitzel, I bet their parents are so proud there is a cake at home waiting their arrival.
FTW

[See Chel Post]

Y'all make me giggle.

As for this

seenalot wrote:

If the boys have the "proper" last name, not much will happen. They are in "deep doo doo" if not.

Another parent, a school employee and I were discussing a troubled child ~~ oh, who am I kidding?~~ he's a mean little snot that gets off on harassing other kids and cussing at teachers.

He has received NUMEROUS detentions and suspensions (on and off campus) and has been caught a few times with knives (hunting variety.)

While expressing joy that the boy no longer had to put up with the likes of afore mentioned snot, I wondered why more had not been done.

It was pointed out that his last name resides on quite a few plaques in the area.(You know, those "You gave us tons of money and all you got was this lousy plaque" plaques.)

Such is life, I suppose.
Adapt or b!tch and die whiny

[Tom]

See Chel Post wrote:

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HEY!!!!!!!!
YOU made the gazillion other threads with all your oozing outrage why don't you try keeping there?
The rest of us are trying to have a good time without you, Angry McGrumplkins.

Freedom of speech comrade!

[information]

They mooned people

[See Chel Post]

Yes, Tom, WE are trying to censor you.
WE are trying to take away your right to freely type spam in an online forum.

WE are LEGION.

And, comrade?
Really?

I know you aren't the type that means it as dotcomrade,'cause that just isn't your thing and we aren't friends.
I get your whole, "Oooooo you think *scary**liberal* things and liberal=*communists* OooooooOOO
Oogie Boogie!"

(Of course, not *real* Communists 'cause Reagan made them cry and they were actually scary and infiltrated our homes and hid in our closets and had BIG HUGE ... GUNS.)

Fine. Whatever. YOU can pretend I'm the scary 1980's Boogie Man and *I'll* pretend you're Kim Jong Il.
(Batshitzel crazy and likes to wear heels.)

[See Chel Post]

information wrote:

They mooned people

Nu uh.

Please be joking.

[Effington]

information wrote:

They mooned people

That's it?

Oh geez...

[Tom]

See Chel Post wrote:

Yes, Tom, WE are trying to censor you.
WE are trying to take away your right to freely type spam in an online forum.
WE are LEGION.
And, comrade?
Really?
I know you aren't the type that means it as dotcomrade,'cause that just isn't your thing and we aren't friends.
I get your whole, "Oooooo you think *scary**liberal* things and liberal=*communists* OooooooOOO
Oogie Boogie!"
(Of course, not *real* Communists 'cause Reagan made them cry and they were actually scary and infiltrated our homes and hid in our closets and had BIG HUGE ... GUNS.)
Fine. Whatever. YOU can pretend I'm the scary 1980's Boogie Man and *I'll* pretend you're Kim Jong Il.
(Batshitzel crazy and likes to wear heels.)

touched a nerve here Comrade? dah?

[Effington]

Yes, someone else used shitzel in a sentence! It's catching on people!!!

[Effington]

Uh oh chel, better be careful... using language like that might get you arrested by Warfordsburg police.

To think I thought these kids did something horrible; for that I owe them and their families an apology. So do those arresting officers and perhaps the school district for calling it in.

[Effington]

Wow, the state police handed them out? They have to have something better to do... something.

[Anon]

Effington wrote:

Uh oh chel, better be careful... using language like that might get you arrested by Warfordsburg police.
To think I thought these kids did something horrible; for that I owe them and their families an apology. So do those arresting officers and perhaps the school district for calling it in.

Warfordsburg Police? Heck the whole county has no police force over there (save for the State Police barracks in McConnellsburg). Over there the "men are men, and the sheep are scared!". Wait, that's Path Valley. Nevermind...

There are almost twice as many people in the borough of Chambersburg itself (not even counting surrounding "suburbs") than in all of Fulton County combined. There is nothing there. No jobs, no services, no nothing. But hey, the taxes aren't bad! That's not even the truth anymore, as my relatives still live in northern Fulton County and pay about the same as I do in CASD.

[See Chel Post]

Tom wrote:

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touched a nerve here Comrade? dah?

You wish you could touch ANYTHING on me, McGrumplkins.

smoochies

[See Chel Post]

Effington wrote:

Yes, someone else used shitzel in a sentence! It's catching on people!!!

Just for you, with thanks to adidas.