Cyrus is ready to grow up and call her own shots

WHEN: 7 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. WHERE: Prudential Center, 165 Mulberry St., Newark; 800-745-3000 or ticketmaster.com. HOW MUCH: $39.50, $59.50, $79.50. LISTEN: myspace.com/mileycyrus While 16-year-old Miley Cyrus is still known to millions as the star of the Disney phenomenon "Hannah Montana," she's not just a teen queen anymore.

[Gordo]

Top of the world Miley. Not to worry. People will never stop worshipping you. Nobody will ever notice that you are getting old and your one trick pony act is stale and uninteresting. Nobody will notice that you have no talent and without the massive Disney marketing machine behind you that your career is just sad. Keep being the queen of the world Miley. You clearly deserve it. Or you think you do.