What are central Pennsylvania's best kept secrets?

So your relatives are in town once again, and they're looking for something to do.

[funny]

white people are still the best..

[robo0425]

If everybody know, they aren't realy secrets now are they?

[ussurf]

In York County Pa you could visit,The Overbrook its ' a real charmer,for that black leather look.How about The Red Lion Tavern its a dentist dream.
Or you could visit one of our scenic parks here in York County and have a gay time with the wild life and scenic views.
Everyones favorite is our steam engine shows,the women just love them.
Come and visit York City and partake of a wild west shooting or a New York style mugging,while having a drink at an outdoor cafe.
Yes we are famous for our crime rate,come and relax in York PA

[Happy]

family reunions...if you know what I mean

[funny]

inncest is ok ??

[ussurf]

funny wrote:

inncest is ok ??

This is very true.If you are from York County,you are related to everyone.

[Happy]

actually its quiet simple to tell...if the family tree does not branch much, you can tell by their speech..The palet does not form correctly thus their speech is slurred....

[funny]

my poppa jerked off in a flower pot,, now im a blooming fool...... hahahah

[ayls101]

Interesting and intriguing, as well.

[Lebanon Leroy]

If you're not a Central PA native then go back to where you came from because you're likely ruining the natives overall quality of life. Outsiders rarely contribute to our communities but instead just take, take, and take some more.

[Lebanon Leroy]

Lebanon Leroy wrote:

If you're not a Central PA native then go back to where you came from because you're likely ruining the natives overall quality of life. Outsiders rarely contribute to our communities but instead just take, take, and take some more.

(Add) exceptions being those hard-working folks from the Pittsburgh, Johnstown-Altoona, and PA Coal Region who more often than not do contribute greatly. Migrants from the East and South tend to usually bring zero to the table once they arrive in Central PA.