Posted in the Harrisburg Forum
#1 May 23, 2010
It's speed week and I notice that some of you are not at Lowe's Motor Speedway. This pisses me off. I can't make any damn money if your ass isn't in a seat. I'm tired of looking at empty seats. The France family gives me hell if I don't fill up the seats. If the TV cameras see empty seats we look like Hopewell High School on prom night. Look I have reduced ticket prices so you sorry cheapo bassarts can afford to come. Oh yeah, bring your negro friends with you (the blacker the better). All the TV networks instruct their producers to aim their cameras at black faces in the crowd. If you happen to be in the shot some Hollywood producer might give you a big dollar contract to appear nude in his next motion picture. You need to bring pleanty of money and at least 2 good credit cards to the speedway to buy my high priced food and merchandise. Everyone needs a commemorative Dale Earnhardt #3 something or other. Come park your fat ass in one of our seats and watch the damn race.
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