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Graceless In Victory, Graceless In Defeat: That's Our Willard

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RomneyTard 12000

Concord, NC

#1 Nov 6, 2012
We're already seeing signs that, despite his smarmy bravado, the reprehensible Willard Mitt Romney has in fact planned for the possibility of defeat. He's already planning to visit Democratic strongholds in Pittsburgh and Cleveland today, no doubt to drive Mr. Bus and the rest of his private-sector security entourage around the busy streets in an attempt to gum up traffic, just because he can. He's put out the word that he's charging a fee for the press to hang out at his Boston campaign headquarters tonight as the results stream in. Next, we'll hear that he cashed in all those canned goods and pocketed the money for his dynastic brood.

Like the witless fraternity boys who trash the frat house before leaving for the summer, Mitt can't resist gumming up the works with more juvenile hijinks. Life for Mitt is just semester after semester at the Cranbrook Academy for Sociopathic Rich Boys. If he can't have the presidency, then gosh darn it, he will sure as heck mess it up for Obama. Some have speculated that his real end game will be challenging the results in key swing states with the help of their Republican governors, so that we'll have to wait days or weeks to settle the electoral score. Believe in America? Not so much. America can lie bleeding in the gutter, and Mitt will come back in his faux military uniform and bayonet it a few more times, laughing maniacally through it all.

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Bishop Willard

Concord, NC

#2 Nov 15, 2012
Poor ol' Bishop Willard, can't admit he'd have won if he hadn't lost the white women voters, blames it all on "gifts" and so forth.

Paging Dr. Freud, could it be:

I mean, it ain't like Willard got gifts of $900 million from the likes of Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers and a bunch of other gullable one percenters.... Thank the gods of Planet Kolob that due to the efforts of Willard, that was money down the drain.

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