Tricks Guys Use To Hook Up With Women

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KermitDan

Richmond, KY

#1 May 12, 2013
#1 The first trick used is to either be married or pretend to be married; this actually adds value to the guy's worth in the eyes of females because that means he is already "wanted" and in demand.
#2 It adds value/worth if a guy takes dance lessons. This adds value because the guy will meet females in the dance classes, and when he goes out to a club with one of the dance members he will also appear to unknown females as being in "demand" or "wanted" and is always increasing his added value.
#3 He can always use the "I'm a victim" of my marriage/relationship excuse, if #1 and #2 fail.
#4 He can always just lie, lie, lie and lie again.
a chick who knows

Corbin, KY

#2 May 12, 2013
KermitDan wrote:
#1 The first trick used is to either be married or pretend to be married; this actually adds value to the guy's worth in the eyes of females because that means he is already "wanted" and in demand.
#2 It adds value/worth if a guy takes dance lessons. This adds value because the guy will meet females in the dance classes, and when he goes out to a club with one of the dance members he will also appear to unknown females as being in "demand" or "wanted" and is always increasing his added value.
#3 He can always use the "I'm a victim" of my marriage/relationship excuse, if #1 and #2 fail.
#4 He can always just lie, lie, lie and lie again.
forget all that! if he doesn't have the meatrocket to back it up? he might as well stay home!
ready for spring blonde

Pikeville, KY

#3 May 12, 2013
one trick men can use to hook up with women, is to be smoking frikken hot and sexy as hellllloooo, have a nice smile, a tattoo doesnt hurt and work boots makes a biggggg difference!!
and then all he has to do is give me a little smile, a wink and a nod in the right direction
and its on like donkey kong!!
meeee

Clintwood, VA

#4 May 12, 2013
ready for spring blonde wrote:
one trick men can use to hook up with women, is to be smoking frikken hot and sexy as hellllloooo, have a nice smile, a tattoo doesnt hurt and work boots makes a biggggg difference!!
and then all he has to do is give me a little smile, a wink and a nod in the right direction
and its on like donkey kong!!
smile:) wink;)
classic

Virgie, KY

#5 May 12, 2013
The best one is to put a few small gravels in a pill bottle, walk down the isles at the wal mart. Tell them you will give it to them after the deed is done, gets ya laid every time it does!!
WynonasBigBrownB eaver

Asheville, NC

#6 May 12, 2013
Zip ties, chloroform and duct tape seem to work.
WynonasBigBrownB eaver

Asheville, NC

#7 May 12, 2013
I think people should just be themselves. It helps to drive something the ladies like. Have a clean house. Take care of yourself and have all your teeth.

“Go Bucs”

Since: Nov 11

Xenia, OH

#8 May 12, 2013
Hello, my name is Hector and I'm wondering if any ladies out there wanna come live in my basement for the next 10 years.

I live in Cleveland.

CMN

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#9 May 12, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
Hello, my name is Hector and I'm wondering if any ladies out there wanna come live in my basement for the next 10 years.
I live in Cleveland.
I would think that just being a "musikoligist" would work like a charm.
WynonasBigBrownB eaver

Asheville, NC

#10 May 12, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
Hello, my name is Hector and I'm wondering if any ladies out there wanna come live in my basement for the next 10 years.
I live in Cleveland.
I wouldn't worry to much about living with girls. I suspect you'll be having some Richard speck boobies and wearing panties soon.

“Go Bucs”

Since: Nov 11

Xenia, OH

#11 May 12, 2013
CMN wrote:
<quoted text>
I would think that just being a "musikoligist" would work like a charm.
Shhhh...don't tell ever'body.

“Go Bucs”

Since: Nov 11

Xenia, OH

#12 May 13, 2013
WynonasBigBrownBeaver wrote:
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I wouldn't worry to much about living with girls. I suspect you'll be having some Richard speck boobies and wearing panties soon.
Richard was only experiencing a midlife crisis.

And he only had one boob enlarged, appearing even MORE freakish!
WynonasBigBrownB eaver

Knoxville, TN

#13 May 13, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
<quoted text>Richard was only experiencing a midlife crisis.
And he only had one boob enlarged, appearing even MORE freakish!
Oh now cmon. Mr.Speck had a pretty decent set of knockers for a guy. One might have been a little bigger than the other but that was just for realism as 90% of woman have one boob larger than the other.
who

Virgie, KY

#14 May 13, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
<quoted text>Richard was only experiencing a midlife crisis.
And he only had one boob enlarged, appearing even MORE freakish!
Maybe he thought they was BOGO? He even could have been in a small financial crisis and could only afford one and was planning on getting the second one later. LOL

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