When Jesus comes back,, HARLAN IS IN TROUBLE!!

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Jamie Fester

Georgetown, KY

#1 Mar 9, 2013
WYMT just reported this and then asked residents on the street about it:
They asked 'do you think he will turn everyone in Harlan into pillars of salt?' then they said 'or do you think he will just diarrhea on the town so much that even the flood walls will prevent his Jesus poop from pouring in to the streets of Harlan.'
Everyone head for the high rise in you see liquid poop coming from the sky from a man in a white robe in sandals riding a cloud!
You heard the warning here first folks.
Personally, I think he will diarrhea all over the place; I mean, if you think about it, it rains all the time-and we all know that that is when he is peeing. But dude hasn't had a good poop in 2000 years!! Get a heavy duty umbrella folks and thank me later!
not funny

Pikeville, KY

#2 Mar 9, 2013
is this your ideal of a joke this is crazy what in the hell is wrong with you
guest

Harlan, KY

#3 Mar 9, 2013
How can anyone lay down and sleep after writing something so awful?
The Apostle

Manchester, KY

#4 Mar 9, 2013
Jamie Fester wrote:
WYMT just reported this and then asked residents on the street about it:
They asked 'do you think he will turn everyone in Harlan into pillars of salt?' then they said 'or do you think he will just diarrhea on the town so much that even the flood walls will prevent his Jesus poop from pouring in to the streets of Harlan.'
Everyone head for the high rise in you see liquid poop coming from the sky from a man in a white robe in sandals riding a cloud!
You heard the warning here first folks.
Personally, I think he will diarrhea all over the place; I mean, if you think about it, it rains all the time-and we all know that that is when he is peeing. But dude hasn't had a good poop in 2000 years!! Get a heavy duty umbrella folks and thank me later!
You foul, no-good, heathen, fool how dare you spout this nonsense. I'm about rwady to find you and cast that devil spirit out of you and you need this soon! You heathens nowadays don't respect nothing or nobody, and that is a sad way to be.
Girl

Baxter, KY

#5 Mar 9, 2013
The Apostle wrote:
<quoted text>You foul, no-good, heathen, fool how dare you spout this nonsense. I'm about rwady to find you and cast that devil spirit out of you and you need this soon! You heathens nowadays don't respect nothing or nobody, and that is a sad way to be.
I must agree with you "The Apostle", preach on brother.
The Apostle

Manchester, KY

#6 Mar 9, 2013
Girl wrote:
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I must agree with you "The Apostle", preach on brother.
Some believe i'm to harsh with people on here, but i'm trying to get through to some of these people. They want listen to you when you do it in a nice way, but hopefully they will see the error of their ways.
knut sac

Harlan, KY

#7 Mar 9, 2013
holy shit. this is crazy man.
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#8 Mar 10, 2013
Christianity, is nothing more than a cult that blew-up. There isn't going to be a rapture, Jesus isn't coming back. In fact, Jesus, is never mentioned outside of the Bible. No Roman documentation of his crucifiction, nothing. No documentation of any of these mass miracles and there where historians around during the time.
The Apostle

London, KY

#9 Mar 10, 2013
FreeThinker wrote:
Christianity, is nothing more than a cult that blew-up. There isn't going to be a rapture, Jesus isn't coming back. In fact, Jesus, is never mentioned outside of the Bible. No Roman documentation of his crucifiction, nothing. No documentation of any of these mass miracles and there where historians around during the time.
You heathen!
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#10 Mar 10, 2013
The Apostle wrote:
<quoted text>You heathen!
You nonthinking sheep.
seriously

London, KY

#11 Mar 10, 2013
Jamie Fester wrote:
WYMT just reported this and then asked residents on the street about it:
They asked 'do you think he will turn everyone in Harlan into pillars of salt?' then they said 'or do you think he will just diarrhea on the town so much that even the flood walls will prevent his Jesus poop from pouring in to the streets of Harlan.'
Everyone head for the high rise in you see liquid poop coming from the sky from a man in a white robe in sandals riding a cloud!
You heard the warning here first folks.
Personally, I think he will diarrhea all over the place; I mean, if you think about it, it rains all the time-and we all know that that is when he is peeing. But dude hasn't had a good poop in 2000 years!! Get a heavy duty umbrella folks and thank me later!
This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Who talks like that. Poop and pee, seriously, that is crazy talk!! Also sounds very nerdy and geeky. Are you high, or did you just forget to take your meds!
seriously

London, KY

#12 Mar 10, 2013
FreeThinker wrote:
<quoted text>You nonthinking sheep.
Just what are you thinking, seriously, whacked out crazy talk and your on here defending it! Wow, I would rather not think if what I thought about was that dumb!!!
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#13 Mar 10, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>Just what are you thinking, seriously, whacked out crazy talk and your on here defending it! Wow, I would rather not think if what I thought about was that dumb!!!
Oh I agree. The original comment is crazy. Poop and pee, whatever. I'm saying religions are stupid. The Bible is so full of contradictions it defeats itself.
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#14 Mar 10, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>Just what are you thinking, seriously, whacked out crazy talk and your on here defending it! Wow, I would rather not think if what I thought about was that dumb!!!
And I challenge you to find historical documentation of Jesus, outside the Bible. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Since: Jul 12

United States

#15 Mar 10, 2013
FreeThinker wrote:
<quoted text>And I challenge you to find historical documentation of Jesus, outside the Bible. Go ahead, I'll wait.
me to.
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#16 Mar 10, 2013
That's right, Dogs, they can't. The only thing they really got to go on is the Pauline letters. Josephus and Tacitus, weren't even alive during the supposed life of, Jesus. They had to of written their accounts based on hearsay. The king James Bible, that is so prized here in Harlan, was written in 1611 and went through a heavy editing process that king ordered to match what the Church of England believed at the time. There was 47 people involved in this process of translating different languages. Yes, it was pieced together.

Since: Mar 13

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#17 Mar 10, 2013
FreeThinker wrote:
<quoted text>And I challenge you to find historical documentation of Jesus, outside the Bible. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Time it's self proves it.You have a calender don't you?bc and ad;before christ and after the death.Proof enough for me!
seriously

London, KY

#18 Mar 10, 2013
FreeThinker wrote:
<quoted text>And I challenge you to find historical documentation of Jesus, outside the Bible. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Okay, I need no proof for myself! But here's the real thing..... some people believe and some people do not! Some people pretend to be religious and some people really are! My opinion on the matter is that there is no need arguing or debating it. You know, live and let live and to each their own. And why is it that the nonbelievers are the ones that are usually trying to push their opinions on others. People shouldn't get all hung up over it!
FreeThinker

Winchester, KY

#19 Mar 10, 2013
seriously wrote:
<quoted text>Okay, I need no proof for myself! But here's the real thing..... some people believe and some people do not! Some people pretend to be religious and some people really are! My opinion on the matter is that there is no need arguing or debating it. You know, live and let live and to each their own. And why is it that the nonbelievers are the ones that are usually trying to push their opinions on others. People shouldn't get all hung up over it!
Then why did you get all hung up about it? You went on an attack and know you're retreating.
seriously

London, KY

#20 Mar 10, 2013
The Apostle wrote:
<quoted text>Some believe i'm to harsh with people on here, but i'm trying to get through to some of these people. They want listen to you when you do it in a nice way, but hopefully they will see the error of their ways.
The original poster seems to need psychological help and the Apostle you need to read the Bible if you truly believe.

Apostle you are not supposed to call people fools! You should not be arguing with others! This gives Christianity a bad name. You should repent Apostle....read the Bible and Pray for yourself and others!!! You have to forgive others in order to be forgiven!!! You seem high minded! Pride is a sin! You have to show an example in order to be a Christian and arguing is not the example that Jesus wants.

Also, I would like to apologize for all or my rude and just plain bad comments. I have come to know that the only thing that matters to me is getting saved! And that doesn't mean just saying it! That means living it as well!

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