Dose anyone in harlan do mma? or boxi...

Dose anyone in harlan do mma? or boxing?, In need of a good trainer.

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1fighter

Harlan, KY

#1 Dec 4, 2012
Any one that can please post name and contact info thanks.
I Know Some One

Baxter, KY

#2 Dec 4, 2012
How old r u and whats your purpos of training, do u plan to fight in the cage, or do u just need some self deffense moves.?

Since: Jan 11

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#4 Dec 5, 2012
You want to learnt MMA or boxing? How about extreme Asian Kickboxing? Free lessons at your house! Just call me, and we can arrange a time. I come over to your house, tie you to a pole in the front yard, and invite 100 of your closest friends over.
I then work you over with a 28 inch, Little League, metal baseball bat. I mean really work you over, break all your fingers and toes, and give you pain in places where you thought God could never go. Cauliflower your ears, bust your knees up and make you piss blood for a month. Discolate your shoulders, and bust a couple of ribs. Work on your eyebrows so they swell up like bullfrogs. Your lips will be so swollen you will look like Angeline Jolie with a bee allergy.
Now, you still wanna do MMA? Doesnt see like a good idea now does it?
ernie shell

United States

#5 Dec 5, 2012
i'll show you everything you could want to know
I do too

Dyer, TN

#6 Dec 5, 2012
ernie shell wrote:
i'll show you everything you could want to know
I just wanna get in shape. heard this MMA training will really get u there. Just need someone who has been there to push me.
ernie shell

United States

#7 Dec 5, 2012
i will turn you into a hard bodied seasoned zen master. contact me here at

[email protected]
I Know Him

Dyer, TN

#8 Dec 5, 2012
ernie shell wrote:
i will turn you into a hard bodied seasoned zen master. contact me here at
[email protected]
i have heard that you are an AWESOME motivator. And I know it will be expensive.
I do too

Dyer, TN

#9 Dec 5, 2012
i heard that you demand respect from people you work out with. Could you give me a ballpark figure about the cost?
Seriously

London, KY

#10 Dec 5, 2012
Ernie shell is the real deal , he has been featured on MTV among other shows , he killed Osama bin Ladin and was responsible for the snuggie , he also stopped hunger in Africa
I do too

Dyer, TN

#11 Dec 5, 2012
Seriously wrote:
Ernie shell is the real deal , he has been featured on MTV among other shows , he killed Osama bin Ladin and was responsible for the snuggie , he also stopped hunger in Africa
Someone told me he did all these things.
Richard Long

Hazard, KY

#12 Dec 5, 2012
Seriously wrote:
Ernie shell is the real deal , he has been featured on MTV among other shows , he killed Osama bin Ladin and was responsible for the snuggie , he also stopped hunger in Africa
not to mention his time training in China. I heard that someone shot the bastard with a .40 and ernie coughed the bullet up and spit it back at him. what a badass.
Ernie the liar

Danville, KY

#13 Dec 5, 2012
The only thing Ernie can do is lie and get down on a cawk it is!!
lky

Hyden, KY

#14 Dec 5, 2012
who the hell is ernie shell?
Guest

Harlan, KY

#15 Dec 5, 2012
Ernie shell trained chuck Norris! I've had his "training". Man can't tell the truth to save his life.
1fighter

Harlan, KY

#16 Dec 5, 2012
I Know Some One wrote:
How old r u and whats your purpos of training, do u plan to fight in the cage, or do u just need some self deffense moves.?
Im 24 years old i train with a friend that was in the marines twice a week, and work out 3 days a week, and yeah i cage fight, fought twice and fixing to fight again, in a couple of months

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