Do women cause men to have hard-ons?

Do women cause men to have hard-ons?

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JIM BOB

Centreville, VA

#1 Feb 13, 2010
Everytime I look at sexy pictures of women all spread out, I get a hard-on? I would not even be thinking about sex and it will happen. Do other men experience this?

ALSO, why do people fart, and why do farts stink?

Is there a secret place you like to fart?

I thought I would get some intelligent designed topic going this morning. Plese help us find answers to these questions and more!
haw

Harlan, KY

#2 Feb 13, 2010
JIM BOB wrote:
Everytime I look at sexy pictures of women all spread out, I get a hard-on? I would not even be thinking about sex and it will happen. Do other men experience this?
ALSO, why do people fart, and why do farts stink?
Is there a secret place you like to fart?
I thought I would get some intelligent designed topic going this morning. Plese help us find answers to these questions and more!
sounds like to me it wouldnt matter to you if its men or women
smalljohnson

Pineville, KY

#3 Feb 13, 2010
women don't do it for me.
Kati

Harlan, KY

#4 Feb 13, 2010
Good Lord, here you are talking about stupid stuff like this. Don't you have a life . There is people starving. There is wars going on. Looks like you could do something better than get on here and talk this stuff. Are you retarted or what,go and volunteer at something. Go to church. No wonder people talk about Harlan with stupid people like you.
Jerry

Centreville, VA

#5 Feb 13, 2010
smalljohnson wrote:
women don't do it for me.
Well smalljohnson what are you telling us? Is your penus too little? A man needs at least 5 or 6 inches. I've heard of smaller, but in those cases they probably wouldn't feel anything. Some people just masterbate! I'm not saying I do anything like that!
You're not one of them thar hom0-sexuals, are you?
Jerry

Centreville, VA

#6 Feb 13, 2010
haw wrote:
<quoted text>sounds like to me it wouldnt matter to you if its men or women
Well, I've done it with just about everything there is to screw!

However, women are the ones that make me go hard.

Once it is hard, a man could just about screw anything. I heard of a man in Scotland screwing a tree, but that didn't sound like something I would screw. I have never done it with a tree.
Jerry

Centreville, VA

#7 Feb 13, 2010
Kati wrote:
Good Lord, here you are talking about stupid stuff like this. Don't you have a life . There is people starving. There is wars going on. Looks like you could do something better than get on here and talk this stuff. Are you retarted or what,go and volunteer at something. Go to church. No wonder people talk about Harlan with stupid people like you.
Sounds like you didn't get any this morning! As far as people starving, maybe they could lose a few pounds. I bet you are fat aren't you? It's always a fat girl talking about starving.
smalljohnson

Pineville, KY

#8 Feb 13, 2010
Jerry wrote:
<quoted text>
Well smalljohnson what are you telling us? Is your penus too little? A man needs at least 5 or 6 inches. I've heard of smaller, but in those cases they probably wouldn't feel anything. Some people just masterbate! I'm not saying I do anything like that!
You're not one of them thar hom0-sexuals, are you?
I've got about that much. And yeah, I might be one of them.. hehehe
Sense of Humor

Somerset, KY

#9 Feb 13, 2010
I've had a small johnson and it was quite satisfying. He always made sure I was satisfied, and he seemed to work harder because he was small, but I swear, it knocked the g spot just the right way every time he hit it. Another experience I'm curious about is the guy I'm with now.......when he wants to have sex, he has to play with it to get it hard, if he were truly horny wouldn't it just "get" hard, or is he getting it hard because I bitch about not enough sex? Another question is, when we're having sex I notice him closing his eyes when he tries to get off, is it because I don't turn him on enough to induce an orgasm? I'm not fat or ugly, I just think he has something for somebody else and so he imagines her when he closes his eyes. F"ed up relationship ain't it?
hmm

Somerset, KY

#10 Feb 13, 2010
Sense of Humor wrote:
I've had a small johnson and it was quite satisfying. He always made sure I was satisfied, and he seemed to work harder because he was small, but I swear, it knocked the g spot just the right way every time he hit it. Another experience I'm curious about is the guy I'm with now.......when he wants to have sex, he has to play with it to get it hard, if he were truly horny wouldn't it just "get" hard, or is he getting it hard because I bitch about not enough sex? Another question is, when we're having sex I notice him closing his eyes when he tries to get off, is it because I don't turn him on enough to induce an orgasm? I'm not fat or ugly, I just think he has something for somebody else and so he imagines her when he closes his eyes. F"ed up relationship ain't it?
sounds like a normal guy to me...a hard-on isnt as easy as a flip of the switch lol...closing eyes? normal....sumtimes its just how the body reacts to such a thing....dont put urself down like that....ur fine.(im a guy btw...i do the same thing and im head over heels for my girl)
Lucky

Bolivar, TN

#11 Feb 13, 2010
My man doesn't have a hard time getting a hard-on with me, but he always insists on giving me oral sex first. This ALWAYS gets him very hard. Is this normal?
Wonders About That Too

Bolivar, TN

#12 Feb 13, 2010
My husband really likes to do that, too, even better than receiving it himself, I think, even though he likes receiving it a lot also. Do some men out there require giving oral sex in order to get it up? What if their wmen wouldn't let them? Would they still be able to perform?
Skull-n-crossbon es

Frankfort, KY

#13 Feb 14, 2010
JIM BOB wrote:
Everytime I look at sexy pictures of women all spread out, I get a hard-on? I would not even be thinking about sex and it will happen. Do other men experience this?
ALSO, why do people fart, and why do farts stink?
Is there a secret place you like to fart?
I thought I would get some intelligent designed topic going this morning. Plese help us find answers to these questions and more!
Fart where eve you damn well feel like. Don't need a permit or license. But make sure you clear the area immediately!

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