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#7049
Aug 21, 2008
 
Get over it already! It just bothers ya'll because you can't say that things happened or were said that weren't said, that's all.

Everyone have a great day, I sure do plan to.
Dogwood wrote:
<quoted text>And whom might those E.s.Q. be less see Kissee fer one,Plumlee& the Lawyer in the log cabin strip mall ...welllllll thare ya go...dumbass!"The times they are achangin...if YOU didnt get the presidin judges permission iT IS ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!It is THAT judges court room.Have some respect for our judicial system .This is America not russia "Smarty Pants! Arent you supposed to be babysittin?

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Tell me women are not smart...If you can not laugh about these short jokes,you must live alone..

WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically,'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied,'in-laws.'

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied,'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,'What?'





CREATION

A man said to his wife one day,'I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded,'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !



WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash,
check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied,'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

Today is the best day of your life,so smile.
Don

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Blessed are the peacemakers.:)
Don_n_Michigan wrote:
Tell me women are not smart...If you can not laugh about these short jokes,you must live alone..
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied,'in-laws.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied,'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day,'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded,'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash,
check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied,'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
Today is the best day of your life,so smile.
Don
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will we be mailing out that disk today?
i'll be standing next to the mail box.

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The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I upped the ante and called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut-eating Gestapo jerk.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care how many tickets he wrote ! I rode to Starbucks on my bicycle. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said ' McCain in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. My doctors tell me it is important to laugh.

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Aug 21, 2008
 
Don't get wet, it's supposed to rain.
happy bird wrote:
will we be mailing out that disk today?
i'll be standing next to the mail box.
Jimmy the one and only

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Billy, HOLD YOUR BREATH and when HELL FREEZES OVER I will send it NEXT DAY PRIORITY MAIL !
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will we be mailing out that disk today?
i'll be standing next to the mail box.
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petty_renee wrote:
Don't get wet, it's supposed to rain.
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suns shining & birds are singing here in osceola.
matter of fact, i've been humming zip-pidy doo da all day.
Did you get any happy news?
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Jimmy the one and only wrote:
Billy, HOLD YOUR BREATH and when HELL FREEZES OVER I will send it NEXT DAY PRIORITY MAIL !
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now shanaynay offered to send me a copy. i didn't ask.
you know it's o.k. to lie on topix.

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Am I supposed to get happy news other than my regular day to day experiences?
happy bird wrote:
<quoted text>suns shining & birds are singing here in osceola.
matter of fact, i've been humming zip-pidy doo da all day.
Did you get any happy news?

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Personally, I'd subpoena Renee's recording of the judge and/or and transcript she's typed up about it, and then compare it against the legal copy the court reporter does. I think it would be in everyone's best interest. In fact, I'd be willing to pay for the court reporters transcript.

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Hardy, AR 72542
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Emerging near the Missouri border in northcentral Arkansas, the Spring River has been described as the state's most dependable natural stream. Mammoth Spring, flowing at over nine million gallons of 58-degree water per hour, serves as the headwaters for the river and provides plenty of fresh water throughout the year. Trout and walleye fishing are rated tops, and floating between Mammoth Spring and Hardy is excellent for beginning and intermediate canoeists. Many areas of the upper Spring River are popular with fly fishermen. Outfitters and launch facilities are available along the Mammoth Spring-Hardy stretch (17 miles). The river is crystal-clear, with long pools and whitewater falls. The scenery is mostly hardwood forest with some rocky bluffs. Access is from U.S. 63, which parallels much of the upper Spring. Call the Spring River Area Chamber of Commerce...
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petty_renee wrote:
Am I supposed to get happy news other than my regular day to day experiences?
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i was just making conversation.
seems ol' jimbo was a little upset with me. tho i really don't see why.

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The Spring River in north central Arkansas comes to life where the Mammoth Spring flows to the surface.

Sonny Chaffin with Riverside Resort says the area is perfect for summer floating and fishing "This river is spring fed that means you have cold water for starters. Where it flows out?when it's 90 to 100 degrees come put your toes in this water and it will cool you off."

As the river twists and turns from Mammoth Springs to Hardy, Arkansas boaters of all skill level are able to enjoy a little white water. David Johnson of Memphis, Tennessee says it's worth the drive. "We enjoy it tremendously; beautiful river, nice and we can expect anything."

With my paddling face on it was time for me to hit the water. And of course I brought along the best river guide I know, my dad. There is one rapid named dead man's curve where paddlers are given quite a thrill.

The river which has plenty of drops can be a bit challenging to boaters like Jared Beaudry of Memphis. "We had 5 canoes coming down the river we flipped coming over the waterfalls."

Although the water provides plenty of excitement, for Taylor Delouch it's the temperature of the water that keeps him coming back for more. "The water is freezing, really refreshing because it's cold you don't have to get wet but it's possible."

Whether you're shooting through a rapid or taking in the scenery of the Ozark Mountains the Spring River is sure to leave you amazed by Arkansas all over again. On the Spring River I'm Meredith Mitchell Today's THV.
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LadyWise wrote:
Personally, I'd subpoena Renee's recording of the judge and/or and transcript she's typed up about it, and then compare it against the legal copy the court reporter does. I think it would be in everyone's best interest. In fact, I'd be willing to pay for the court reporters transcript.
no need for a subpoena, she promised to send me a copy.
that way we will know she's not lying about having recorded the judge.
Jimmy the one and only

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#7064
Aug 21, 2008
 
Billy it is never O.K. to "LIE".

But that is the problem with you and the board, you think that it is O.K. to "LIE".
happy bird wrote:
<quoted text>now shanaynay offered to send me a copy. i didn't ask.
you know it's o.k. to lie on topix.

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You were only 5 feet away from me and didn't see that monstrous reel to reel tape recorder I had. Only problem is, they don't work real well if you leave the microphone at home, do they?
It sure makes you guys squirm a lot when you get the feeling there is something out here that can prove the lies that are going on from the board. I think it's as funny as can be just to see all the reaction over the possibility of one little piece of plastic.
happy bird wrote:
<quoted text>she is lying!!!
we were sitting not five feet from renee and i never saw any tape recorder. believe me, i would have pointed out to the court what she was doing. nothing in the world would have given me more pleasure that seeing the bailiff throw he out of the court room. just another lie.

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Jimmy the one and only wrote:
Billy it is never O.K. to "LIE".
But that is the problem with you and the board, you think that it is O.K. to "LIE".
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That's funny. I've seen more lies from Renee than just about any person I've ever known. I've also seen her take a simple statement and twist it till it doesn't even resemble what someone said. I've also seen you on more than one occasion make threatening remarks toward others. Don't bother with denials, you both know it is true and so does anyone with eyes and ears and a brain capable of independent thought.

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I've looked over the POA letter and can't find a "happy bird" on there anywhere. Would that nest be in the Oak tree or the Sycamore?
happy bird wrote:
<quoted text>sure. why don't you put me a copy in the mail. my address is on the poa letter.

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Actually, I did get some happy news a few minutes ago. Our licensing monitor was just here and gave us an A+. Thanks for asking.
happy bird wrote:
<quoted text>suns shining & birds are singing here in osceola.
matter of fact, i've been humming zip-pidy doo da all day.
Did you get any happy news?
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