Ahh, yes.Obama's 3am phone call came on May 2, 2011.
He handled it flawlessly.
The day a freedom fighter who was once on the right side, but turned to the dark side, defended to his death, his porn stash on his computer.
Put on your tinfoil hats: that was just a pilot program. We know now that to invade every house in Utah for their porn stash, we're going to lose a helicopter.
And that's an unacceptable loss.