What makes you think I'm not light? Just because I have to explain things to you like you're a first grader?<quoted text>
Lighten up dumbass.
I'm serious, lighten up.
LOL! Relax - I don't mind.
Hell, after this long over-due confession, I'm more than happy to indulge your childlike understanding of English grammar.
<quoted text> Yep, I'm racist