Mutt vs Mitt

West Mifflin, PA

#39289 Oct 16, 2012
Speech coach: When you're finished with your cottage cheese, we can get started.

Romney: Can't rush the lumpy, creamy goodness. Cheese curd is a miracle of God.

Speech coach: I think it's a miracle that people don't get sick from sour milk products, but I'm not sure where God comes into play. We're close to needing divine intervention with this election, though.

Romney: Some people add strawberries or pineapple, but I like it plain. That's 'cause I'm a real man.

Speech coach: We have very little time before the second debate, and you've got a long way to go. You need to appeal to the gay vote if you're going to have a chance to win this thing, and we need to train you to sell that.

Romney: I'll bet Obama adds fruit to his cottage cheese. He probably likes mangoes or something Muslim.

Speech coach: Seriously, Mitt?

Romney: I'm the next leader of the free world!

Speech coach: Not if you don't put as much passion into practicing your debate answers as you do your sour-milk breakfast curd.

Romney: OK, I'm ready. Sock it to me.

Speech coach: OK. I'm the debate moderator. Remember, before we get started, facial expressions count. So do the words you say. Mr. Romney, what's your stance on gay marriage?

Romney: I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.

Speech coach: Do you remember that whole meeting we had yesterday? We all agreed that public opinion is now in favor of same-sex marriage, and you need to ease your position over a little to capture those moderate voters.

Romney: I thought that meeting was about the lunch menu. I only went because I'd really like to get Cornish hen included next week. With those little caramelized carrots. Damn, I love those little carrots. Can't stand the big ones, though. Strangest phenomenon.

Speech coach: Focus. Please.

Romney: Silly wabbit. Gays don't have kids.

Speech coach: Governor, please answer the question. What's your stance on gay marriage?

Romney: I believe that gays can get married if they're good-looking. Two men holding hands is already disgusting. Two ugly men holding hands is truly an abomination.

Speech coach: OK, that's better. Next question: Governor, you've been very clear on your thoughts around same-sex equality. Why the change?

Romney: Because I'm a goddamn flip-flopper!

Speech coach: Don't forget that everything is on the record.

Romney: Ha, ha, just kidding. I believe that good-looking gays can now tie the knot and join the rest of us in eternal monogamous hell, because of two very nice fellas that I recently came to know. Bruce and Larry moved in next door to us last month, and they hung a rainbow flag from their porch. Once I learned that they were not widowed brothers keeping one another company but were instead living in sin, I was ready to go introduce myself with my rifle and let them know that their kind is not welcome in our neighborhood. Just as I was leaving my house, there was a knock at the door. Who was it but ol' Bruce and Larry in their little cutoff shorts and tight tanks, holding a container covered with aluminum foil! Personally, I think real men should wear tighty whities and pants at least one size larger to let the boys breathe. Good for the sperm count. Anywho, I was intrigued enough to put the gun down and open the door. Bruce and Larry, or Lucy, as I now fondly call them, found out that I lived next door and that I loved cottage cheese. Wouldn't you know, they brought me a giant tub of cottage cheese! I grabbed the tub, fired off a warning bullet, and slammed the door in their faces, but as I sat there spooning the curd into my hungry mouth, a strange feeling crept into my heart. Gratitude, maybe? I decided that from that day on, I would let the gays marry.

Speech coach: Oh, Mitt. That's a moving story. Well done.

HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mutt vs Mitt

West Mifflin, PA

#39290 Oct 16, 2012
Speech coach: When you're finished with your cottage cheese, we can get started.

Romney: Can't rush the lumpy, creamy goodness. Cheese curd is a miracle of God.

Speech coach: I think it's a miracle that people don't get sick from sour milk products, but I'm not sure where God comes into play. We're close to needing divine intervention with this election, though.

Romney: Some people add strawberries or pineapple, but I like it plain. That's 'cause I'm a real man.

Speech coach: We have very little time before the second debate, and you've got a long way to go. You need to appeal to the gay vote if you're going to have a chance to win this thing, and we need to train you to sell that.

Romney: I'll bet Obama adds fruit to his cottage cheese. He probably likes mangoes or something Muslim.

Speech coach: Seriously, Mitt?

Romney: I'm the next leader of the free world!

Speech coach: Not if you don't put as much passion into practicing your debate answers as you do your sour-milk breakfast curd.

Romney: OK, I'm ready. Sock it to me.

Speech coach: OK. I'm the debate moderator. Remember, before we get started, facial expressions count. So do the words you say. Mr. Romney, what's your stance on gay marriage?

Romney: I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.

Speech coach: Do you remember that whole meeting we had yesterday? We all agreed that public opinion is now in favor of same-sex marriage, and you need to ease your position over a little to capture those moderate voters.

Romney: I thought that meeting was about the lunch menu. I only went because I'd really like to get Cornish hen included next week. With those little caramelized carrots. Damn, I love those little carrots. Can't stand the big ones, though. Strangest phenomenon.

Speech coach: Focus. Please.

Romney: Silly wabbit. Gays don't have kids.

Speech coach: Governor, please answer the question. What's your stance on gay marriage?

Romney: I believe that gays can get married if they're good-looking. Two men holding hands is already disgusting. Two ugly men holding hands is truly an abomination.

Speech coach: OK, that's better. Next question: Governor, you've been very clear on your thoughts around same-sex equality. Why the change?

Romney: Because I'm a goddamn flip-flopper!

Speech coach: Don't forget that everything is on the record.

Romney: Ha, ha, just kidding. I believe that good-looking gays can now tie the knot and join the rest of us in eternal monogamous hell, because of two very nice fellas that I recently came to know. Bruce and Larry moved in next door to us last month, and they hung a rainbow flag from their porch. Once I learned that they were not widowed brothers keeping one another company but were instead living in sin, I was ready to go introduce myself with my rifle and let them know that their kind is not welcome in our neighborhood. Just as I was leaving my house, there was a knock at the door. Who was it but ol' Bruce and Larry in their little cutoff shorts and tight tanks, holding a container covered with aluminum foil! Personally, I think real men should wear tighty whities and pants at least one size larger to let the boys breathe. Good for the sperm count. Anywho, I was intrigued enough to put the gun down and open the door. Bruce and Larry, or Lucy, as I now fondly call them, found out that I lived next door and that I loved cottage cheese. Wouldn't you know, they brought me a giant tub of cottage cheese! I grabbed the tub, fired off a warning bullet, and slammed the door in their faces, but as I sat there spooning the curd into my hungry mouth, a strange feeling crept into my heart. Gratitude, maybe? I decided that from that day on, I would let the gays marry.

Speech coach: Oh, Mitt. That's a moving story. Well done.

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39291 Oct 16, 2012
The warrior tea bag is a champion for the tea bags, nothing more and nothing less. The tea bag warrior can claim to be any thing but champion for middle class he is not.
Dan the Man

Shippensburg, PA

#39293 Oct 16, 2012
Uh oh - another rightwing myth has been exploded...

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Focus Was on Tripoli in Requests for Security in Libya

The requests were denied, but they were largely focused on extending the tours of security guards at the American Embassy in Tripoli — not at the diplomatic compound in Benghazi, 400 miles away.

And State Department officials testified this week during a hearing by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee that extending the tour of additional guards — a 16-member military security team — through mid-September would not have changed the bloody outcome because they were based in Tripoli, not Benghazi.

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Can Romney and the right tell the truth about ANYTHING?

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39294 Oct 16, 2012
Hell no they can't
Ted

Boswell, PA

#39298 Oct 16, 2012
Dan the Man wrote:
...Can Romney and the right tell the truth about ANYTHING?
LOL

danny BOY, the most incessant liar on this thread, accusing ANYone else of his own greatest character flaw is comically absurd.

Thanks for the laugh, BOY.

danny BOY:'white privilege' racist, frequent plagiarist, pathological liar.

Since: Sep 12

Seattle, WA

#39299 Oct 16, 2012
Mutt vs Mitt wrote:
Speech coach: When you're finished with your cottage cheese, we can get started.
Romney: Can't rush the lumpy, creamy goodness. Cheese curd is a miracle of God.
Speech coach: I think it's a miracle that people don't get sick from sour milk products, but I'm not sure where God comes into play. We're close to needing divine intervention with this election, though.
Romney: Some people add strawberries or pineapple, but I like it plain. That's 'cause I'm a real man.
Speech coach: We have very little time before the second debate, and you've got a long way to go. You need to appeal to the gay vote if you're going to have a chance to win this thing, and we need to train you to sell that.
Romney: I'll bet Obama adds fruit to his cottage cheese. He probably likes mangoes or something Muslim.
Speech coach: Seriously, Mitt?
Romney: I'm the next leader of the free world!
Speech coach: Not if you don't put as much passion into practicing your debate answers as you do your sour-milk breakfast curd.
Romney: OK, I'm ready. Sock it to me.
Speech coach: OK. I'm the debate moderator. Remember, before we get started, facial expressions count. So do the words you say. Mr. Romney, what's your stance on gay marriage?
Romney: I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Speech coach: Do you remember that whole meeting we had yesterday? We all agreed that public opinion is now in favor of same-sex marriage, and you need to ease your position over a little to capture those moderate voters.
Romney: I thought that meeting was about the lunch menu. I only went because I'd really like to get Cornish hen included next week. With those little caramelized carrots. Damn, I love those little carrots. Can't stand the big ones, though. Strangest phenomenon.
Speech coach: Focus. Please.
Romney: Silly wabbit. Gays don't have kids.
Speech coach: Governor, please answer the question. What's your stance on gay marriage?
Speech coach: OK, that's better. Next question: Governor, you've been very clear on your thoughts around same-sex equality. Why the change?
Romney: Because I'm a goddamn flip-flopper!
Speech coach: Don't forget that everything is on the record.
Romney: Ha, ha, just kidding. I believe that good-looking gays can now tie the knot and join the rest of us in eternal monogamous hell, because of two very nice fellas that I recently came to know. Bruce and Larry moved in next door to us last month, and they hung a rainbow flag from their porch. Once I learned that they were not widowed brothers keeping one another company but were instead living in sin, I was ready to go introduce myself with my rifle and let them know that their kind is not welcome in our neighborhood. Just as I was leaving my house, there was a knock at the door. Who was it but ol' Bruce and Larry in their little cutoff shorts and tight tanks, holding a container covered with aluminum foil! Personally, I think real men should wear tighty whities and pants at least one size larger to let the boys breathe. Good for the sperm count. Anywho, I was intrigued enough to put the gun down and open the door. Bruce and Larry, or Lucy, as I now fondly call them, found out that I lived next door and that I loved cottage cheese. Wouldn't you know, they brought me a giant tub of cottage cheese! I grabbed the tub, fired off a warning bullet, and slammed the door in their faces, but as I sat there spooning the curd into my hungry mouth, a strange feeling crept into my heart. Gratitude, maybe? I decided that from that day on, I would let the gays marry.
Speech coach: Oh, Mitt. That's a moving story. Well done.
Did you ever consider writing a book? You would do good at fiction.

You should consider something real soon because when Obama packs his bags in January and after the White House has been thoroughly cleaned and is actually white again your free ride is over.

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39300 Oct 16, 2012
Racist rogers, when president Obama wins what can you do? Absolutely nothing so get used to it, moron.

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#39301 Oct 16, 2012
well i see pasty boy muffins is back posting from the libturd gazette again. must be nervous about the debate tonight.

muffins be going back into hideing again after tonight and dan the (hehe)man be crying liar and foul play. meanwhile bobby licks another tea bag and i be eating a tasty CHIC-FIL-A-SANDWICH cooked in peanut oil, complete with a pickle on top never forgetting my waffle fries.

Since: Sep 12

Seattle, WA

#39302 Oct 16, 2012
Benghazi-Gate 2012

Obama hides behind mommy Hillary's skirt.

Since: Sep 12

Seattle, WA

#39303 Oct 16, 2012
bobby6464 wrote:
Racist rogers, when president Obama wins what can you do? Absolutely nothing so get used to it, moron.
First off my short round brown friend is Obama blew his chance for re-election. Without his teleprompter he is nothing

Now for the real question. When Obama loses what will you do? Cry, go on another drunken spree, try and apply for more free handouts, expand your aluminum can business or will you and your lover Muffin Boy from West Mifflin just cuddle and whisper in each others ears, everything will be okay? LMAO
captain beefheart

Erie, PA

#39304 Oct 16, 2012
Dave Rogers wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you ever consider writing a book? You would do good at fiction.
You should consider something real soon because when Obama packs his bags in January and after the White House has been thoroughly cleaned and is actually white again your free ride is over.
Yeah, Obamacare does cut 76 billion: "from the medicare insurers".

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2012/08...

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/state...
captain beefheart

Erie, PA

#39305 Oct 16, 2012
Conservative logic: Don't give Obama credit for the death of Bin Laden. Blame him for the death of Chris Stevens.

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39306 Oct 16, 2012
Racist rogers, watch the debate moronic tea bag. You need to start preparation for flippers debate loss. The president is still winning the early vote in real world.the flipper can't win jack shit when he officially loses Ohio

Since: Sep 12

Seattle, WA

#39307 Oct 16, 2012
captain beefheart wrote:
Conservative logic: Don't give Obama credit for the death of Bin Laden. Blame him for the death of Chris Stevens.
Liberals believe Obama killed Usama bin Laden.

FACTS:

Obama took credit of Usama bin Laden's death for political gain. Obama took credit "stole" where credit is due.

Years of intelligence gathering, including details gleaned from controversial interrogations of Al Qaeda members during the Bush administration, ultimately led the Navy SEALs who killed Usama bin Laden to his compound in Pakistan.

Obama failed to supply repeated requests for an increase in security needed for Chris Stevens etc. Obama's failure to protect U.S. property cost the lives of 4 American citizens and for Hillary Clinton to accept blame for Obama's failure.

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39308 Oct 16, 2012
You sure can lie racist ignorant tea bag yapping rogers. You really good with that boy.

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39310 Oct 16, 2012
The warrior tea bag yapping as usual knowing president Obama will win Ohio. The flipper game is almost a done deal. You should get real angry alright racist tea warrior

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#39311 Oct 16, 2012
bobby6464 wrote:
The warrior tea bag yapping as usual knowing president Obama will win Ohio. The flipper game is almost a done deal. You should get real angry alright racist tea warrior
Obama is sinking like a stone!

Obama the flipper:

Against gay marrige, nope for it.

Close Gitmo, nope.

Read the rest of 10+ others.

http://www.therightsphere.com/2012/04/preside...

Obama is the President and he is the biggest FLIPPER FLOPPER!

LMAO!

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#39312 Oct 16, 2012
Old Joe Biden caught in an out right debate lie. I'm shocked.

During the vice presidential debate last week, Vice President Joe Biden seemed to significantly overstate his role in the 1983 negotiations over Social Security.

Asked about Medicare reform, the vice president said,“Look, I was there when we did that with Social Security in 1983. I was one of eight people sitting in the room that included Tip O’Neill negotiating with President Reagan. We all got together and everybody said, as long as everybody’s in the deal, everybody’s in the deal, and everybody is making some sacrifice, we can find a way.”

The comment would seem to suggest that Biden was one of the few, key players “in the room” working in a bipartisan way to reform Social Security.

On “Meet the Press” on April 29, 2007, then-Sen. Biden made a similar claim, saying he was “one of five people — I was the junior guy — in the meeting with Bob Dole and George Mitchell when we put Social Security on the right path for 60 years.”

But according to the historical record, Biden was not one of the small group of people in “the room,” or in “the meeting”— nor was he even a key player in reforms.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/...

Since: Jul 12

Portland, Oregon

#39313 Oct 16, 2012
The tea bags excuse for flippers debate loss will be?

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