District Justice records for Friday, Feb. 1

Marc R. D'Agostino, Abbottstown, access device issued to another who did not authorize use, identity theft and theft by unlawful taking, charges filed by state police, waived to court.

[Observer]

Wow, what an efficient judicial system this town has! Why, where else would you be charged, fined, and pay up all the in the same day! Only an idiot would commit a crime in Gettysburg!!!

[Hiram Walker]

Hiram Walker wrote:

As proof of how awful it is becoming in Gettysburg, just read ONE DAY of the crimes committed around this area:
Forgery, thefts galore, burglaries, RUNNING A METH LAB, identity theft, robbery, pharmacy fraud, assaults, DUI galore, Megan's Law/Child Molester violations, I swear this place is just awful, I advise anyone who can to get out now.
Is anyone willing to rationally argue that Gettysburg is safe anymore? This is just ONE DAYS WORTH of criminal charges!

Well "Hiram", I like the new name. I like your style. It seems so familiar to me. A couple of tips, read the article first. I'm pissed as much as you but you have to see Gettysburg somewhere in there to make your case. Second, those are court records, not arrest records. The hearings all happened that day, not the crimes. Otherwise, keep up the good work!

[Costard]

Hiram Walker wrote:

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I've never seen a small town have a crime problem like this. Where I'm from the district justice hears cases about underage drinking and kids turfing lawns. There is something seriously screwed up with Gettysburg, and I'm not taking any chances with my mother's safety. Your mileage may vary. You must be blind, but your mileage may vary.

Isn't there a nice West Bank settlement you guys could move to? Hey oh! I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitresses

[Davenport]

Hiram Walker wrote:

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I've never seen a small town have a crime problem like this. Where I'm from the district justice hears cases about underage drinking and kids turfing lawns. There is something seriously screwed up with Gettysburg, and I'm not taking any chances with my mother's safety. Your mileage may vary. You must be blind, but your mileage may vary.

What these dumb local hicks try to do is deny any crime problem in Gettysburg and then point fingers at everyone else. Standard operating procedure for these bumbling schmucks.

I think you are smart to abandon Gettysburg. I hate this GD town.

[Hingle McCringleberry]

Why would anyone listen to you Davenport. Aren't you the guy who predicted Gettysburg would be destroyed by a massive biker gang war over Bike Week last year? Aren't you the guy who claimed the National Guard had to come to Gettysburg during Hurricane Sandy to stop the widespread looting? Aren't you the guy who claimed Steven Spielberg fell victim to gang violence during his visit? While I find you very amusing I doubt the other 2 people reading your stuff believe any of it

[Saul Alinsky]

I think Davenport is a student of the Marxist tactics laid out in my book, Rules for Radicals. The claims you make need no basis in reality if your response to being called out is "prove it didn't happen". It's kind of an old trick. Hey Davenport, when did you stop beating your wife and kids?

[Pink Eye]

Saul Alinsky wrote:

I think Davenport is a student of the Marxist tactics laid out in my book, Rules for Radicals. The claims you make need no basis in reality if your response to being called out is "prove it didn't happen". It's kind of an old trick. Hey Davenport, when did you stop beating your wife and kids?

When are you going to learn, that offering yourself at the Gettysburg truck stop isn't going to make you popular.

[Davenport]

Pink Eye wrote:

<quoted text>When are you going to learn, that offering yourself at the Gettysburg truck stop isn't going to make you popular.

But it will help him practice holding his breath...

Just look at all the NON answers to the original poster. All these dumb buffoons do is try to confuse and misdirect the real topic of conversation: the overwhelming increase in serious crime in and around Gettysburg.

I read the District Justices' report and it is sickening. Just like Gettysburg. I hate this place.

[Pink Eye]

Davenport wrote:

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But it will help him practice holding his breath...
Just look at all the NON answers to the original poster. All these dumb buffoons do is try to confuse and misdirect the real topic of conversation: the overwhelming increase in serious crime in and around Gettysburg.
I read the District Justices' report and it is sickening. Just like Gettysburg. I hate this place.

In the near future I'll be scouting for talent while shooting a commercial in the area.
The subject of the commerical is mouth wash and I'll be looking for someone whom has talent in gargling. I was hoping with Saul's extensive first hand experience with gargling, he'd like to apply.

[Davenport]

Hingle McCringleberry wrote:

Why would anyone listen to you Davenport. Aren't you the guy who predicted Gettysburg would be destroyed by a massive biker gang war over Bike Week last year? Aren't you the guy who claimed the National Guard had to come to Gettysburg during Hurricane Sandy to stop the widespread looting? Aren't you the guy who claimed Steven Spielberg fell victim to gang violence during his visit? While I find you very amusing I doubt the other 2 people reading your stuff believe any of it

I'm not just that guy I'm dozen other guys on this board, yourself included. You left out some stuff but yeah, that was me. Can you prove those things didn't happen? I'm going to come out right now and predict an asteroid will strike Gettysburg sometime during the 150th.

[Steve Gratman]

Davenport wrote:

<quoted text>I'm not just that guy I'm dozen other guys on this board, yourself included. You left out some stuff but yeah, that was me. Can you prove those things didn't happen? I'm going to come out right now and predict an asteroid will strike Gettysburg sometime during the 150th.

What gang set is said asteroid affiliated with?

[Davenport]

Hiram Walker wrote:

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You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, dumb Gettysburg a**hole.

Don't fault these bumpkins, they were educated in and around Gettysburg. They've never traveled more than 100 miles from the place they were squeezed out of their mothers' stinkyholes...

[Costard]

Davenport wrote:

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Don't fault these bumpkins, they were educated in and around Gettysburg. They've never traveled more than 100 miles from the place they were squeezed out of their mothers' stinkyholes...

I wouldn't know. I've never lived within 100 miles of Gettysburg. By all means keep it up though college boy. Your remedial insults are really starting to get to me. "stinkyholes", that's a classic

[Knows You]

Pink Eye wrote:

<quoted text>In the near future I'll be scouting for talent while shooting a commercial in the area.
The subject of the commerical is mouth wash and I'll be looking for someone whom has talent in gargling. I was hoping with Saul's extensive first hand experience with gargling, he'd like to apply.

No one can gargle better than you, Pink. At least that's the word on the bathroom stalls at the Kwick Fill.

[Pink Eye]

Knows You wrote:

<quoted text> No one can gargle better than you, Pink. At least that's the word on the bathroom stalls at the Kwick Fill.

bitter much?

[Knows You]

Pink Eye wrote:

<quoted text>bitter much?

Oh hell no. You may gladly have that honor all to yourself. BTW, what happened to boyfriend? Get the boot again?

[Pink Eye]

Knows You wrote:

<quoted text> Oh hell no. You may gladly have that honor all to yourself. BTW, what happened to boyfriend? Get the boot again?

You're very jealous,I can always tell.

[ALL INN]

Pink Eye wrote:

<quoted text>In the near future I'll be scouting for talent while shooting a commercial in the area.
The subject of the commerical is mouth wash and I'll be looking for someone whom has talent in gargling. I was hoping with Saul's extensive first hand experience with gargling, he'd like to apply.

I'll be your first volunteer. I've always like the way commented about the casinos, lol or was it no casinos?

Loved your attitude!

[Pink Eye]

ALL INN wrote:

<quoted text>I'll be your first volunteer. I've always like the way commented about the casinos, lol or was it no casinos?
Loved your attitude!

lol, you're on!

[Davenport]

Pink Eye wrote:

<quoted text>lol, you're on!

Don't fault these bumpkins, they were educated in and around Gettysburg. They've never traveled more than 100 miles from the place they were squeezed out of their mothers' stinkyholes...