Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Read more
new yawk

Salt Lake City, UT

#872249 Mar 11, 2013
So, um, a baby elephant is sitting in dumpster out behind the abortion clinic. As his eyes become adjusted to the light in there he notices all the little broken bodies lying around everywhere, Eventually one of them raises what's left of its head and says, "Goddam! You're the biggest baby I've ever seen!"
GOPidiots

Hollywood, FL

#872250 Mar 11, 2013
John Galt wrote:
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Or something was rigged in the 2012 election.
Sure it was rigged from the start....The assclown show called the GOP primary, starring Cain, Perry, Bachman, Santorum, and the biggest loser, Magic Underpants.

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GOPidiots

Hollywood, FL

#872251 Mar 11, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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Bruce Carroll, outgoing co-founder of gay Republican group GOProud, thinks Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has served in Washington for long enough.
In an open letter posted to Gay Patriot on Monday, Carroll announced his resignation from GOProud, saying he was moving on to weigh his options for challenging Graham:
WOW! 2 gay Republicans going at each other!

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Cway

Downey, CA

#872252 Mar 11, 2013
carol wrote:
I just LOVE Rand Paul, though I admit I wish he had a better name.. he's everything America needs right now, he's short, compact I like to say, closer to the earth than the others, more in touch with the base. I just wish he wasn't crazy... but I shouldn't complain, at least he's not black or, ugh, Indian. I don't think I could vote for Jindal, I can just see him decorating the White House with elephant sculptures or cooking curry out on the lawn. That smell is so cloying...
This was actually witty.

Not only can I see Jindal decorating the White House with elephant sculptures, I can see him riding around on a real one wearing a Rajah hat.

Jindal:

I am president now. You are all my subjects. I hereby proclaim national monkey worship as America's official religon. Release all the monkeys from their cages and let them do as they please, just as in the old country.

Because everything goes better with a monkey!

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Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#872253 Mar 11, 2013
GOPidiots wrote:
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WOW! 2 gay Republicans going at each other!
I know !! What a hoot! This will be interesting

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Cway

Downey, CA

#872254 Mar 11, 2013
Here's an idea for a move...

BABY SAVERS!

Swarms of pick-up trucks waving confederate flags and driven by shotgun-toting rednecks descend on a clinic.

They rescue the babies, slap the moms, shoot the doctors and blow up the facility. The babys are piled in back of a pick-up. They drive off... WAHOO!

Then... back in town...

"Do you want it?"

"No, I don't want it."

"Do you want it?"

"No, I don't want it, either...."

FINAL SCENE

Rednecks pull up next to a dumpster and start pitching babies into it. Take off at high speed.

"Hey, saved your life. You're on your own now."

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“Plays well with others.”

Since: Jun 07

LIVING WELL*THE BEST REVENGE

#872255 Mar 11, 2013
VILE...VILE...truly. Y'all have quit playing nice at all.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872256 Mar 11, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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Call Miss Cleo
Maybe you can tell me another time in history when the world was so unstable economically and geographically and something didn't go "boom".

I said it might go "boom" here first if the deficit reaches its boiling point.

Take your pick.
carol

Orlando, FL

#872257 Mar 11, 2013
Nevermind the magnetic poles are shifting and the earth and the weather are going haywire.

In fact, natural disasters might be what goes "boom" first.
Sam

AOL

#872258 Mar 11, 2013
Republicans rock

“searching myself”

Since: Sep 09

In Charming CA

#872259 Mar 11, 2013
John Galt wrote:
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If you prefer unemployment, we understand.
I'm self employed, as a licensed massage therapist, thanks. But that's because I have more gumption (not to mention self-respect) than the average bible-thumpin', lotsa-kids-pumpin', snake-handlin', food-stamp sellin', meth cook.

(You do know that Oklahoma has the highest percentage of those in the nation, right? It's no wonder we have Fallin as Governor...)

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Sam

AOL

#872260 Mar 11, 2013
Reps a Rockin
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#872261 Mar 11, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm self employed, as a licensed massage therapist, thanks. But that's because I have more gumption (not to mention self-respect) than the average bible-thumpin', lotsa-kids-pumpin', snake-handlin', food-stamp sellin', meth cook.
(You do know that Oklahoma has the highest percentage of those in the nation, right? It's no wonder we have Fallin as Governor...)
Location hidden, eh? We can easily tell where your head is stuck in Oklahoma..
carol

Orlando, FL

#872262 Mar 11, 2013
GOPidiots wrote:
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Every day it's more hand wringing from Chicken Little.
So tell us, Ms. Little, how many of your ominous predictions have come true in the past?
Oh, right...ZERO.
Just an objective analysis.

But as long as Obama is still sitting on the throne, all is right with the world in your parallel universe.
carol

Orlando, FL

#872263 Mar 11, 2013
The Dow went up again. Economists say it's not because of anything we're doing but economic instability in other countries making us look like the prettiest horse in the glue factory.

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new hammer time

Richmond, VA

#872264 Mar 11, 2013
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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Bruce Carroll, outgoing co-founder of gay Republican group GOProud, thinks Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has served in Washington for long enough.
In an open letter posted to Gay Patriot on Monday, Carroll announced his resignation from GOProud, saying he was moving on to weigh his options for challenging Graham:
one gay challenging another....carroll is toast before stepping into the toaster.

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Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#872265 Mar 11, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm self employed, as a licensed massage therapist, thanks. But that's because I have more gumption (not to mention self-respect) than the average bible-thumpin', lotsa-kids-pumpin', snake-handlin', food-stamp sellin', meth cook.
(You do know that Oklahoma has the highest percentage of those in the nation, right? It's no wonder we have Fallin as Governor...)
Feel your pain; we have Rick Scott

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Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#872266 Mar 11, 2013
carol wrote:
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Maybe you can tell me another time in history when the world was so unstable economically and geographically and something didn't go "boom".
I said it might go "boom" here first if the deficit reaches its boiling point.
Take your pick.
Why don't you just live your life?

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872267 Mar 11, 2013
That poor man who got sucked into that sink hole while sleeping in his bed is still there.

I feel sorry for the family. Don't know when or how they will be able to recover his body.

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new hammer time

Richmond, VA

#872268 Mar 11, 2013
carol wrote:
Yes, I think it's the uncertainty of everything that frightens me the most. If I just knew what was going to happen things would be much easier for everyone.
ahh, the mystery of tomorrow. don't fret little squaw....its enough to worry about the things of right now. no one gets to live again in a yesterday, and its a known fact you will not live in a tomorrow.

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