Nashville, TN

#1 Apr 10, 2012
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day
long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was
almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over
it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Nashville, TN

#2 Apr 10, 2012
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain,
because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs
hatching.-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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