Education Update

Several area students received their associate of applied science degrees Dec. 14 at Southeast Community College-Milford . They are: Business Administration: Andrea Palik of Seward and Seth Wiemer of York. via York News-Times

[G rod]

Terry "The home owner" said he was upstairs taking a poop when the lightning struck. It was so loud that it startled him and had he not been on the toilet he would have pooped in his pants. The fire started immediatly so he did not have time to wipe. By three oclock that afternoon a massive dingleberry colony had formed aroud his unwiped bung.

[Miss Manners]

G rod wrote:

Terry "The home owner" said he was upstairs taking a poop when the lightning struck. It was so loud that it startled him and had he not been on the toilet he would have pooped in his pants. The fire started immediatly so he did not have time to wipe. By three oclock that afternoon a massive dingleberry colony had formed aroud his unwiped bung.

And that was when you offered the services of your tongue & lips? Hope you ate well!!

[G rod]

Probably been awhile since you had any lip service, but youve always got that spare jar of Jiff for your Chocolate lab mr Marbles to lick off you, don't you.
Didn't think anyone knew about that did you.