Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 Full story: WTEN-TV Albany 151

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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Your quite stupid

Pulaski, NY

#83 Dec 16, 2012
oh yes, it makes you look 100% gay
Zeppo Tucci

United States

#84 Dec 21, 2012
THAT'S against the law??!!??

OMG my girlfriend is a criminal!!!
She does that to me all the time....like every time I'm alone with her.
Gunny Malloy

United States

#85 Dec 21, 2012
There were a lot of guys in the Marine Corp that did that constantly. They were called officers.
Zeppo Tucci

United States

#86 Dec 23, 2012
This is ridickulous. It's a god given right that you can pull your pecker if you can't get someone to pull it for you. Everyone acts like they don't do this on a regular basis. And if you get caught by the cops you're in the paper and everyone, including Pee Wee Herman gets to comment on Topix.
Alan

Churchton, MD

#87 Dec 24, 2012
Thishttp://www.scribd.com/doc/ 113687573/Paul-J-Bohrer-Asst-F ire-Chief-Troy-NY-Arsonist-Ped ophile-Boy-Scout-Leader is your fire cheif arsonist....
Mark Turdley

United States

#89 Dec 29, 2012
They should make this into a Lifetime Cable TV movie starring Alec Baldwin and Pee Wee Herman.
Dick Chafe

United States

#90 Jan 16, 2013
Must have been pretty funny when the cop asked him what the heck he was doing?

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#91 Jan 17, 2013
He was just rubbing his Boehner, like the Tea Party.
Doosie

United States

#92 Jan 19, 2013
Any cheesey porn involved?

Since: Jan 13

Albany, NY

#93 Jan 19, 2013
Why do these churls clog the courts with trivia and fripperies? That's a police budget that clearly needs some cuts.
CatManDew

Milford, MA

#94 Jan 23, 2013
I heard he was at it again down in stj hide Yo kids and hide Yo wife
URADouche

Albany, NY

#95 Jan 23, 2013
He had an enormous Boehner that he wanted to get rid of, just like the rest of us.
Black Hole of Uranus

Danielson, CT

#96 Jan 25, 2013
They should have a contest at the Fonda Fair where teams from local towns compete with one another. My money would be on Gloversville. There are a lot of jerkoffs in Gloversville.
Jackie Puppet

Danielson, CT

#97 Jan 27, 2013
I coulda been a contender...
Instead of, let's face it....
A jerkoff in a parking lot
Rollo

Danielson, CT

#98 Feb 1, 2013
Things could be worse.
SylvioAratis

United States

#99 Feb 2, 2013
I'm masturbating right now.
Ryan Seacrest

Danielson, CT

#100 Feb 2, 2013
SylvioAratis wrote:
I'm masturbating right now.
Isn't that interesting, Ladies and Gentlemen...let's have a big..haha...hand for Sylvio.

As you know, I'm the biggest jerkoff on television. So I can appreciate the wonderful time that he is having.
Francis Rimjob

Danielson, CT

#101 Feb 2, 2013
Mark Turdley wrote:
They should make this into a Lifetime Cable TV movie starring Alec Baldwin and Pee Wee Herman.
Alec Baldwin as the cop
Bea Arthur as the hairdresser
Dolly Parton as the customer

And Pee Wee Herman as "the jerkoff"
PeeWee Herman

Danielson, CT

#102 Feb 6, 2013
I really wish this story would just go away.
jock

Stuyvesant, NY

#103 Feb 6, 2013
Leave the poor guy alone, if he wants to choke his chicken, that's his business as long as he doesn't shoot his load on you and he cleans up after himself

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