PARTS EXCHANGE

West Covina, CA

#1 Feb 1, 2013
What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?

Who ordered concrete?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

One can raise a child.

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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?

A felon

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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either!

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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

50 Mexicans died

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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?

Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

What's a mexicans' favorite sport?

cross country

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PARTS EXCHANGE

West Covina, CA

#2 Feb 1, 2013
With the ever increasing population of illegal Mexican immigrants, it is even more important to make fun of them (because they are here illegally!) Now don't take me wrong, there are some cool Mexicans but the rest are just plain annoying! Now I am not a racist but Mexican jokes are pretty dang funny so here are some better (and true) jokes my I heard from a fat old white guy and his wife that thinks she skinny!

-Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they always steal the green card.

-A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"

-Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose.

-Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo? They only had 2 vans.

-What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans.

-When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? His Lawn Mower.

-How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap? the bucket.

-What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip.

-What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing? A mexican't.

-What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four.

-What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person? Somebody too lazy to steal.

-What do you call a midget mexican? Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay.
PARTS EXCHANGE

West Covina, CA

#3 Feb 1, 2013
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?

Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.

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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.

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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

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PARTS EXCHANGE

West Covina, CA

#4 Feb 1, 2013
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.(burn)

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it's probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
Why Marlen

Ontario, CA

#5 Feb 1, 2013
Why is Marlen Garcia making fun of her race. Oh I know she doesn't think she is a Mexican. When she gets mirrors in her house she will be able to see she is one ugly Mexican. You go girl as the gay mayor says.
Seriously

West Covina, CA

#6 Feb 3, 2013
PARTS EXCHANGE wrote:
With the ever increasing population of illegal Mexican immigrants, it is even more important to make fun of them (because they are here illegally!) Now don't take me wrong, there are some cool Mexicans but the rest are just plain annoying! Now I am not a racist but Mexican jokes are pretty dang funny so here are some better (and true) jokes my I heard from a fat old white guy and his wife that thinks she skinny!
-Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they always steal the green card.
-A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
-Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose.
-Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo? They only had 2 vans.
-What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans.
-When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? His Lawn Mower.
-How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap? the bucket.
-What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip.
-What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing? A mexican't.
-What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four.
-What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person? Somebody too lazy to steal.
-What do you call a midget mexican? Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay.
I know the "real" Woods! You, whoever you are, are a numb nuts!

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