Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,784

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#71832 Oct 9, 2012
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#71833 Oct 9, 2012
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
Just about ready to head about again. The birds are happy though. More seeds!!
Hi Roaming, the Cardinals are happy dining at my bird feeders.
Taco Bell

Bowling Green, KY

#71834 Oct 9, 2012
What happen
Humphrey Humper

Campbellsville, KY

#71835 Oct 9, 2012
Good morning FB. I scroll past all the known non Squatter Club members as well, which is why I do not respond to them, I know they are smarter than I am. You just cannot reason with my pure stupidity so why waste the time. Perhaps we should post the amount of really cool stuff they say and that would save them all that effort and twenty postings,

Well there is Afakbeliever, Ancient Scruffy Wolf Nuts, UglyLaLa, Silly Syble, Humpaburn the arse, bates motel, fart, and codvine... that is about all I know, so I guess that should save me some time today.

On with my heroic adventures.

Have a good day,,,,,squatters, not so much.

“go 49ers owwwwww gettt it!!!!!”

Since: Aug 10

miss paducah ky that is

#71836 Oct 9, 2012
Lol
Fire sauce

Bowling Green, KY

#71837 Oct 9, 2012
Lol
AFakeBeliever

Campbellsville, KY

#71838 Oct 9, 2012
AfakeBeliever, been off for a couple days enjoying that Columbus Day holiday and it sure didn't take long to scroll through all the big mouthed, spam, and flaming nuts the Droll Squatters continue to get for their ignorant comments. Guess it is just a SOS kinda day for me stalking people on topix. It looks like they even attracted a few stray trolls to this site. None are as disgusting as the Squatter Drolls. Sad creatures.

Good morning, Ancient Scruffy Wolf, Humpaburn, Uglylala, Silly Sybil, and any other indecent posters still here. Hope you decent folks have a great day. You Drolls...hahaha NOT!

For the BIRDS:

Baby Parrots Totally eaten For Dinner!
http://thebubble.msn.com/video/ ...

Exotic, plucked Jay bird (me)holds up traffic
http://www.cnn.com/video/ ...

Oh yeah, You are pathetic Sybil, they don't watch them and I slip up sometimes walking about in bird poop. Like me loving the one about the ducks drowning. So for my fellow Drolls, here is a ducky story all will enjoy. You know I will watch it, just like I obsess on every word a regular has to say. I am just lurking in the shadows waiting to grab the first man that comes along......lol

Rescued ducks' first swim will make you want to jump in, my cesspool swimming pool too.

Fish got to swim, birds got to fly but a duck that's never taken a dip is only half a duck, they only had one wing & one leg and flipped on their side in the water, darn near drowned. So the first thing the folks at Woodstock Sanctuary in Woodstock, N.Y., did after they nursed ducks recovered in a hoarding case back to health was give them their first swim, and their reactions are nothing short of riotous. From some initial reluctance to the first plunge to repeated rapid-fire dunkings, letting these quackers(must be white honkey ducks) do what comes naturally is the kind of thing that makes the heartwarming part of animal rescue a winner over the initial heartbreak.[Source]

http://now.msn.com/ducks-enjoy-first-swim-aft ...

lol, I have a collection of rubber duckies for rub a dub in the sewer tub. hahaha

"LICK"

tinponyrider

Scottsville, KY

#71839 Oct 9, 2012
LMFAO..............
Jumper

Owensboro, KY

#71840 Oct 9, 2012
This is better than the Love Boat!
possum brown

Campbellsville, KY

#71841 Oct 9, 2012
this has got to be the best site ever. boozers, pot heads, cussers, hags, bags, nags, heros, zeros, chicken pluckers, birds with no feathers, scruffy animals, virused links to click on(thanks sybil & fake believer for those). pure entertainment at it's best
DontCare

Frankfort, KY

#71842 Oct 9, 2012
Abeliever wrote:
it sure didn't take long to scroll through all the big mouthed, spam, and flaming nuts the troll continue to get for their ignorant comments.
You're right, it didn't take very long to scroll through your garbage.
DontCare

Frankfort, KY

#71844 Oct 9, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
Morning. Humpaburn here. Man oh man,,, good news,,, for the third year in a row I have been voted to look the most like Mr. Potato Head. I won a bag of potato chips and a Mr. Potato Head kit. I'll have some fun with that when the cold weather hits. I might just bake a potato,,, decorate and hump it. Now for the bad news,,,,I am late this morning,,,,yep 3:30 AM,,, flushed ol' codsy down the toilet again,,,,plumber didn't get here til' 9:15,,,,man that hurts,,,,,and cold too. You silly humpers have a good day,,,,,you people that tore up our playhouse not so much. Humpaburn out.
ROFLMAO!
DontCare

Frankfort, KY

#71845 Oct 9, 2012
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
Here's one for you:

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#71846 Oct 9, 2012
I think the birds are making suicide pacts
kevin

Bowie, MD

#71848 Oct 9, 2012
kevin wrote:
<quoted text>Prick.
In case they delete the first one
meth maker

Lexington, KY

#71849 Oct 9, 2012
i hope all the birds die and all the people in garrison and vancburg the birds are dieing from the left over meth labs that shit is deadly
so is potasium floride in water
brown moss up

Richmond, KY

#71850 Oct 9, 2012
possum brown wrote:
this has got to be the best site ever. boozers, pot heads, cussers, hags, bags, nags, heros, zeros, chicken pluckers, birds with no feathers, scruffy animals, virused links to click on(thanks sybil & fake believer for those). pure entertainment at it's best
you forgot to include the category you belong in...fruitcakes.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#71851 Oct 9, 2012
kevin wrote:
<quoted text>In case they delete the first one
Hi honey I'm home!
kevin

Bowie, MD

#71852 Oct 9, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi honey I'm home!
Hey, Nice ta "see" ya.
kevin

Bowie, MD

#71853 Oct 9, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi honey I'm home!
Where'd ya lose the heel?

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