Tribal sons and daughters of Europe!

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

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#23 May 13, 2013
Tiw is probably the most ancient god of Europe, man. People have worshiped him into prehistoric times...even back to Hittites.
believe a cracker

Campbellsville, KY

#24 May 13, 2013
northern wind wrote:
Tiw is probably the most ancient god of Europe, man. People have worshiped him into prehistoric times...even back to Hittites.
you do understand that the romans commandeered the true vision of Christ ,and executed all of his followers except john ( author of revelation). what "Christian" religion was born under roman guidance?
creepy earl

Glasgow, KY

#25 May 13, 2013
ya'll vikins ain't gonna start pilidging our women and raping our horses are ya?

In the words of the great philosopher Ray Stevens.......... Way back in history along the Nordic coast
that was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you cannot hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....and
once he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!!!!!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Vikings unite and dyslexics untie!!!

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

Since: Feb 13

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#26 May 13, 2013
You know the Anglo Saxons weren't Vikings....yet they worshiped the same gods as the Vikings before they were forcibly converted. So no. This is not a "viking" religion. It is the ancient tribal religion of my ancestors.

cracker: please state your point clearly. I don't understand the relevancy of that statement.
creepy earl

Glasgow, KY

#28 May 14, 2013
yeah, it's a Viking religion. you say tomato and I say mader. the real question is..........What's in your wallet?
believe a cracker

Campbellsville, KY

#30 May 15, 2013
northern wind wrote:
You know the Anglo Saxons weren't Vikings....yet they worshiped the same gods as the Vikings before they were forcibly converted. So no. This is not a "viking" religion. It is the ancient tribal religion of my ancestors.
cracker: please state your point clearly. I don't understand the relevancy of that statement.
I responded to your response to someone else , I apologize, it only shows your response and not the original comment you responded to.
stains

Prattsville, AR

#31 May 15, 2013
i am poo i fart from a tree therfore i am one with the smell
The Point

Elizabethtown, KY

#32 May 15, 2013
stains wrote:
i am poo i fart from a tree therfore i am one with the smell
So you worship odOR instead of odIN. Makes about as much sense.
creepy earl

Glasgow, KY

#33 May 15, 2013
I ran into a gang of Viking midgets once; they raided a party barge in a johnboat and started a plague. Well, not really a plague, they just gave everyone crabs.

true story.
stains

Prattsville, AR

#34 May 15, 2013
just try me i float like a terd and stink like a pee
creepy earl

Glasgow, KY

#35 May 15, 2013
stains...... you sir are a very fart smeller.......um.....smart feller. I mustache you a question but if you are busy I can shave it for later.

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

Since: Feb 13

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#36 May 15, 2013
Alright. Choosing to ignore the stupidity.

Point, place your peices on the table for real and maybe one day I'll take what you say seriously.

Cracker: But what are you getting at by saying that?
stains

Prattsville, AR

#37 May 15, 2013
pardon my stinch butt i don't give a stank

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

Since: Feb 13

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#39 May 18, 2013
"Might is RIght" does NOT work well with Asatru in my opinion. More like LaVeyan Satanism.

Asatru, Odinism, and The Tyrist Church are reconstructions of scandanavian tribal religions, anglo-saxon shire/fellowship religions, or both.

The thing is, Vikings are not the greatest example of Germanic peoples in the first place. They were probably worst(besides the Normans)

As an Anglo-Saxon descendant, I teach with their spiritual traditions in my heart. I teach the ways of my people long ago, who saw the family as divine, justice was the responsibility of each person, and that life and the world around us was to be celebrated.

I beleive that the world spoke to people long ago. That we forgot to hear what the land was saying. I think that there are ways to come back to that gift. Ultimately, the gods will awaken within us all once more.
Creepy Earl

Glasgow, KY

#40 May 18, 2013
stains wrote:
pardon my stinch butt i don't give a stank
It is hard to ignore all this ignorant viking voodoo crap but Stains, I think we must press on. I mustache you a question but I think I will shave it for later.

Did I ever tell you about the 3 Viking priests? The ran into a village that had a nordic whore who liked to dress up a vikings 'horn' before getting oral with it. The first one went into her hut and came back out smiling and thanking Dagar the god of jizz and told the others that she had put pineapple ring around his dingy and eat it off!!
The next one goes in and comes back out smiling and thanking Moogap the god of cleavage and told that she put a pineapple ring and a scoop of ice cream on his dingy and eat it off!!
The next one,Nordic wind, goes in and comes back out with a confused look on his face and cursing Wit the god of dumbasses. They asked what happened and he said she put a pineapple ring a scoop of ice cream and a cherry on his dingy. they said what happened? he said 'it looked so good I ate it myself'

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

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#41 May 18, 2013
"The wise guest has his way of dealing.
With those who taunt him at table:
He smiles through the feast,
deaf to the sound of.
The twaddle talked by his foes" havamal

May you die a fool's death. Caught in your hubris, and brought down like a pig. Just know that if you do, I'll be somewhere smiling.:)
OOOOO

Elizabethtown, KY

#42 May 19, 2013
All you sum Bi3ches are crazy. This post is why people say dumb asses are born every minute. Add northern winds, stains, and creepy earls IQ up and
you would average 35. Poor uneducated bastards.

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

Since: Feb 13

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#43 May 19, 2013
Riiiight.

I'm the dumb one.

I live in Vine Grove too, btw. You shouldn't talk with such malice towards a neighbor without first understanding his position.

But sadly it is ignorant and closed minded people like you that are the most vocal in things like this. The people with real questions steer from replying to these things, hence me posting my email.

We are growing. The only reason we are not as big of a movement in america right now is lack of exposure. We don't use the shitty media to spread proselytizing bull. We prefer grassroots methods. It ensures that those who DO join us are trusted. This is not your average McChruch and it is not a gathering of bored nerds like WIcca is. I am proud to be the first exposure to the old faith for some of you. But I will not be the last.

Thanks to those who sent kind emails. We are not currently looking for another member just yet, but those with questions should go to www.runestone.org and maybe read up a little. Also these

http://ealdrice.org/

http://fyrnsidu.com/

Wes thu hal.
OOOOO

Elizabethtown, KY

#44 May 19, 2013
You are still a dumb son a bitch. This America. If you want to do as Europe then go there idiot.

“Faith. Folk. Family.”

Since: Feb 13

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#45 May 19, 2013
derpderpderpderpderpderpderpde rp

If you knew what you were talking about, all your words would not look like that. And you are on here calling other people uneducated?

Asatru is about european descended people. Not europe the continent. And there are just as many heathens in the US, Canada, and South America as there are in Europe. That does not mean that we are not european descendants. The United States, as a country, was built by united Europeans stupid as$

Anyways. There are a few other websites as well. Good resources.

http://www.odinic-rite.org/main/

http://heathengods.com/

http://www.erichshall.com/asanew/newtotru.htm

http://www.zoroastrian.org.uk/alfred/anglotie...

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